Written by Jean Le Fete

Saturday, 22 September 2007

image for Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
Is Spears' Pussy Innocent?

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

Police report that at 10AM a very loud scream broke the peaceful quiet, followed by howling, scratching, clawing and coughing up of hair-balls. "It was them two hooligans Spears and Hilton again!" railed a bag lady pushing her shopping cart, "That stupid Persian twit licked Hilton's Calico and all bloody 'ell broke loose!"

"That ain't what happened you old catterwomper," said a wino stumbling by, "Spears pussy was minding it's own business when Hilton's pussy took a swing at it!"

Spears made this statement about the incident through her publicist, "My pussy would never touch Paris Hilton's Pussy. This whole incident is being blown way out of proportion by the police. Paris and I are friends and so are our pussies."

Police are examining hair found on the tongue of Britney Spears pussy to see if it matches the hair of Paris Hilton's pussy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!





Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
64 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more