Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Thursday, 20 September 2007

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For posterity! Hillary now has never ending smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she is always smiling a toothy smile.

Former President Bill Clinton met the press to discuss the operation, while Senator Clinton recovers. "Its not been the ideal experience," said Clinton, "the amazing thing is she can't shut her mouth and can't talk. Normally its the other way around, heh, heh!" laughed the former President.

"But seriously, the extra stretching is suppose to relax in a few days and then her lips will be their normal selves again. But what a great week its gonna be for me!"

When asked who performed the surgery, Clinton explained, "It was an old friend of the family from Little Rock, Dr Sistboombah, I'm not sure that's it exactly, but that's what I've always called him."

President Bush is said to have sent the Senator best wishes for a speedy recovery, a White House Spokesperson said,"The President sent her a package of straws and some of his favorite chicken soup with large chunks of chicken and noodles."

Clinton is expected to return to the campaign trail Thursday, but will make mostly cameo appearances, waving to onlookers from a special train, no speeches are planned. Barrack O' Bama has challenged the Senator to a one on one debate Thursday evening, but says it is a one time offer. John Edwards has offered the use of his personal beautician to touch up Senator Clintons new face.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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