No MEDIA HYSTERIA over Northern Rock DISASTER

Funny story: No MEDIA HYSTERIA over Northern Rock DISASTER

High profile media figures have today spoken out against charges that it was they themselves that instigated the NORTHERN ROCK COLLAPSE in their sensationalist reporting.

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Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Funny story: Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...

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Tough new airport security

Funny story: Tough new airport security

Prime Monster Gordon Brown has upset airport owners and ground staff by announcing tough new security measures to prevent air-borne terrorism.

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'Markets - Give me a Break!': Bernanke

Funny story: 'Markets - Give me a Break!': Bernanke

Well, we are almost there for the all important September 18th Federal Reserve meeting to review the benchmark Fed. rate. And as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, I am forced to write this piece as I look at the madness that's been generated over this meeting.

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WIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!

Funny story: WIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!

WIN - for you and your family - a luxury holiday in Portugal, now officially the new hot destination for tourists and property buyers. Thanks to a good day at the races, I am giving away special tickets for one lucky family to have the ride of their life in Portugal.

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Maddie: Kate calls in Sherlock Holmes

Funny story: Maddie: Kate calls in Sherlock Holmes

Dr John Watson, MD, confirmed last night that his esteemed friend Mr Sherlock Homes had been consulted in earnest by the anguished mother of the missing infant Madeline McCann.

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Cherie: The Vital Hours

Funny story: Cherie: The Vital Hours

Rescuers attempting to refloat Cherie Blair from a beach in Someset, England, say they have reached the crucial period in the attempt to save the former prime minister's wife.

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Man enrolls in college for the student discount

Funny story: Man enrolls in college for the student discount

Dover, Minnesota - Reggie Harrison a 19 year old unemployed high school graduate recently enrolled in Dover community college just to recieve the 5% off student discount.

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Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One

Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to Parents, Part One

Your teenage daughter is showing signs of anorexia. She will not eat in front of the family, she will only eat a few foods, especially those low in fat and calories, and more worryingly she appears to base her self-worth on body weight and body image. Further you have recently discovered a supply of laxatives in her bedroom.

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Equestrian IV

Before sunrise, battalion commander, riding his light bay horse and followed by his servant, reached the gate. The servant soldier cut short his distance to hold the bridle of commander's horse. When the CO dismounted, the soldier took the horse away. The lieutenant, to meet the battalion commander, marched forward, stopping about four yards before his commander. Distinctly and loud enough, th...

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President Bush & Dr. Evil Release Rap Album

Funny story: President Bush & Dr. Evil Release Rap Album

The author of Dead Certain, a book about President George W. Bush, says that the president is a huge fan of the Austin Powers character Dr. Evil. The president was more than thrilled to hear later that Dr. Evil is a huge fan of his as well, saying, "we're not so different, you and I." The two met and decided to record an epic rap album.

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MileHigh Airlines: "We boobed over topless stewardess fiasco"

Funny story: MileHigh Airlines: "We boobed over topless stewardess fiasco"

Dallas, Texarse - (Ass Mess): MileHigh Airlines has had to apologise to a topless stewardess hired specially to distract anxious First Class passengers during periods of longhaul turbulence after she filed a 'cruel and demeaning treatment' su...

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Hitler Announces Comeback

Funny story: Hitler Announces Comeback

Recently, it has become quite de riguer for washed up/drugged up/dead celebrities to attempt a momentous comeback in order to get back into the limelight. Memorable examples include Peter Andre ("the most unwelcome comeback since Jimmy...

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Stevie Nicks' Amazing Drugs Confession

Funny story: Stevie Nicks' Amazing Drugs Confession

Former Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks has shocked the entertainment world by confessing she has not taken drugs of any sort for 17 minutes.

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Portuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR

Funny story: Portuguese cops think Clinton behind McCann PR

Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention after their little gi...

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Northern Rock insolvency: IMF expects UK house market crash by Yom Kippur

Funny story: Northern Rock insolvency: IMF expects UK house market crash by Yom Kippur

City of London - (Disaster Press): The Northern Rock insolvency is precipitating a UK house market crash which will peak by next Saturday's Yom Kippur Day of Atonement feastday.

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Fashanu in Nice Nigerians Campaign

Funny story: Fashanu in Nice Nigerians Campaign

Former England striker John Fashanu is launching an initiative to help Nigeria to shed its reputation for dishonesty.

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Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

Funny story: Tarantino To Direct New Famous Five Film

It has been revealed to The Spoof that Quentin Tarantino - director and author of films and fantasies such as Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill - is to direct the new film adaptation of Enid Blyton's 'Famous Five''novels.'...

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Al Quaida plans new family of SWMDs

Funny story: Al Quaida plans new family of SWMDs

High placed sources in the Bush administration, speaking anonymously, have reported that intelligence communities have intercepted a top secret memorandum revealing plans by Al-Qaeda to develop a whole new family of SWMDs (silly weapons of minor dis...

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Brilliant Branson Is Virgin On Sainthood

Funny story: Brilliant Branson Is Virgin On Sainthood

Richard Branson is to donate money to a new fund, in order to aid Kate and Gerry McCann in their legal fight.

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Tories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director

Funny story: Tories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director

The former chancellor of the exchequer, Norman Lamont, is to head a new Conservative push for victory at the next election, with the launch of a 'kink-tank' designed to motivate traditional - yet 'liberal-minded' - Tory voters.

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Bad Boy, Belichick

Funny story: Bad Boy, Belichick

NFL Commissioner Big Bad Roger Goodell has announced that he will punish Patriots' Head Coach Bellicose Bill Bellichik for chickenshit cheating. It is alleged that the Jets coaches were filmed on the sidelines and information was secretly sent ov...

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Reliable and Responsible Parents - The Proof

Funny story: Reliable and Responsible Parents - The Proof

The besieged parents of missing three year old have finally lashed out at the ever increasing court of public opinion against them. Reading from a crumpled piece of paper they stated early today, "We are reliable and responsible parents - and we...

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Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

Funny story: Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.

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Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Funny story: Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States

Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...

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People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...

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