Zac Efron retaliates with Instinct centerfold

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Sunday, 9 September 2007

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"a while before the next meterological blow-job could be named after Zac's [i]High School Musical[/i] character Troy

San Luis Obispo, California - (Ass Mess): Not to be outdone by Vanessa Hudgens's stunning nude photos that are setting High School Musical appreciation websites aflame, Disney co-star Zac Efron is reported to have accepted a $5 million fee for an exclusive glossy nude centerfold spread on Instinct magazine next month.

"Sure, why ever not?" Efron's publicist said today after news of the gay publication's coup de foudre spread all the way to Disney Cable HQ where frantic studio bosses were calculating the financial implications to their High School Musical franchises today.

Efron's deal is believed to be a direct tit-for-tat retalliation after Hudgens's audacious nude pictures caused a storm that US National Weather Service bosses have immortalised by naming the latest cyclonic tempest over North Carolina 'Gabriella' - the name of the heroine in the Disney pre-teen blockbuster.


"Storms, hurricanes and cyclonic tempests always follow alphabetical order in their naming," Zac Efron's publicist added today.

"So we knew it would be a while before the next meterological blow-job could be named after Zac's High School Musical character Troy."

There has been no comment however regarding any accompanying video material for the Instinct shoot.

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