Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Funny story written by Gail Farrelly

Wednesday, 5 September 2007

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There's a new generation of partygoers!

Anna Nicole Smith's daughter was appalled when she learned what her dad, Larry Birkhead, has planned for her first birthday -- a party in Kentucky. "Kentucky?" she babytalked in disbelief and horror.

Dannielynn has told her friends that it will probably be something like a daytime barbecue or a potluck supper. Even worse, she's expecting the music to be "My Old Kentucky Home" or something similar.

She feels that the action is in L.A. and is planning, with the help of fellow celebrity babies, another birthday bash for herself at one of the clubs in Hollywood. Some of her baby friends have volunteered to help. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise will handle publicity. Miller and Bailey, offspring of Stella McCartney and Alasdhair Willis, will coordinate the outfits for the partygoers. Moses Martin (son of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin) will create and distribute the ten commandments of party behavior; his big sister Apple is in charge of the food.

Kingston James Rossdale (son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale) will provide the musical entertainment, and Barron William Trump is acting as business agent. Rumor is that he's negotiating with Access Hollywood for the right to air videos from the party.

Dannielynn will get through the Kentucky party by looking forward to the L.A. one. She's told friends, "I know I can't expect the hicks in Kentucky to run a late-night birthday bash. Running a derby is about all they can handle."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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