Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter
The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…
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Kim Kardashian goes commando
The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a bold fashion statement. Kim, who is in a tempestuously erotic relationship with Spanish matador Joaquin Gazpacho, was recently photographed stepping out of her limo, dress…
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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the bullfighting world to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting." Kim blushed and said that her "Latin Lover" has totally made her forget about all of her ex-…
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame
The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been inducted into the prestigious World of Bullfighting Hall of Fame. Barcelona, Spain native Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known in the World of The Fighting…
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Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
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The Kardashian Sisters In A Sizzling Nude Romp At Malibu Beach
The Kardashian Sisters Have Hit The Jackpot With Their Brand New Butt Crack Leggings
Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Have Joined The Cast of The Very Popular Modern Day Western, "Yellowstone"
Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine
Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Joaquin Gazpacho Named "Sexiest Couple in Hollywood"
Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian To Star In "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven"
The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19
Kim Kardasian and Her Boyfriend Pete Davidson To Star In The X-Rated Vampire Film, "The Castle of The Bloodsucking Nocturnal Nymphos"
Kim Kardashian reveals the nickname of her most sensual body part
Paris Hilton gets oiled and fisted by Kim Kardashian - but it's not what you think!
Nicki Minaj, The Hip-Hop Artist Noted For Having 2 Solid Gold Nipple Rings Has Just Released Her Latest Album
Kanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)
POMONA, CALIFORNIA – (Satire News) – Inside Edition has reported that the man known as Mr. Kim Kardashian has finally been picked up and taken out to a local funny farm. Kanye West, who is an entertainer as well as a self-proclaimed prophet, has t…
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Kim Kardashian spends tens of thousands of dollars putting up billboards all over Los Angeles
There is no doubt in any member of the Kardashian family, their fans, or their relatives that the eldest K-girl, (Kim) is head-over-heels-in-love with her matador boyfriend, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho. Kim has spent over $70,000 having billboards…
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Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…
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Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
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The 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle has just broken the story that all of the five Kardashian sisters, to show their solidarity to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, will be flying to Kyiv, Ukraine to raise money for…
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Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Yippee Ki Yay Magazine reports that Kanye West, who embarrassed himself when he took the microphone away from Taylor Swift, at the 2009 VMA Awards Show, has fallen into the deep depths of depressed depression. After bei…
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The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck
The Kardashian sisters continue to expand their business empire, venturing into various unconventional products. However, their latest venture, The Horny Hot Dog Food Truck, takes the cake. Family matriarch, Kris Jenner, proudly announced the sist…
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Kim Kardashian wants to run for governor of California
Many California residents have expressed a desire to see Kim Kardashian run for governor. Kim, who, along with her four sisters, is one of the richest sisters in America, has said that she is considering it. The Kimster's mom recently said that…
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Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says She's Got The Hottest, Sexiest, Ass He Has Ever Seen
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - When it comes to getting ass, there is no celebrity who gets more than "Saturday Night Live" cast member Pete "The Meat" Davidson. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle, Pete is consider…
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Why She Misses Her Ex-Boyfriend Pete Davidson So Damn Fucking Much
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The eldest of the five hot, sexy, RICH Kardashian sisters, (Kim) spoke with Tinsel Town reporter Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Kardashian told the award-winning celeb reporter that she has never missed…
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Kim Kardashian Says Her Big Ass Has Gotten Bigger - But Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says He Loves It!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian admitted to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that yes, it's true that her huge ass has gotten bigger just in the past two months. Kim showed off her ass, which is definitely gigantic, but she was quick t…
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Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian commented to Scandal Today reporter Cheyenne Patio that she has finally decided to get rid of her four Kanye West tattoos. Kim told Miss Patio that now that she is dating "Saturday Night Live" star Pete…
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Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood celebrity Kim Kardashian, who is head-over-heels in love with Pete Davidson of "Saturday Night Live," says that she can't wait for Lard Belly Trump to become an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. She is so excited ab…
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The Kardashians Explain Why They Now Have a Taco Food Truck
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency's Mimosa Sabrosa sat down with the three Kardashian sisters to ask about their new food truck, which they have named The Kardashian's Tasty Tacos. Kim, the eldest and most voluptuous of the s…
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Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name
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Kim Kardashian is Finally Having All of Her Kanye West Tattoos Removed
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Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing
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The 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians
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Kim Kardashian Says Her Big Ass Has Gotten Bigger - But Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says He Loves It!
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Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico
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Kim Kardashian wants to run for governor of California
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Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho Purchase the biggest jalapeno factory in the entire world
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame
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Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
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Kanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)
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Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says She's Got The Hottest, Sexiest, Ass He Has Ever Seen
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Why She Misses Her Ex-Boyfriend Pete Davidson So Damn Fucking Much
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The Kardashians Explain Why They Now Have a Taco Food Truck
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The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck
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Kim Kardashian spends tens of thousands of dollars putting up billboards all over Los Angeles
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Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend "El Gazpacho" is the sexiest man on Earth!
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Kim Kardashian goes commando
