Funny story - Kim Kardashian and Bradley Cooper To Star In The Movie, "Donald & Melania And His 34,000 Damn Lies"

Kim Kardashian and Bradley Cooper To Star In The Movie, "Donald & Melania And His 34,000 Damn Lies"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle, has just broken the story that Kim Kardasian and Bradley Cooper have agreed to star in a movie about Donald and Melania Trump. The film is a Mountain Peak Pictures production in a…

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...

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Funny story - Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name

Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Yippee Ki Yay Magazine reports that Kanye West, who embarrassed himself when he took the microphone away from Taylor Swift, at the 2009 VMA Awards Show, has fallen into the deep depths of depressed depression. After bei…

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Funny story - Caitlyn Jenner Devastated As Her Fiance Dumps Her Ass!

Caitlyn Jenner Devastated As Her Fiance Dumps Her Ass!

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is much sadness in the Land of The Kardashians, as the step-father of Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney (Kardashian), along with Kylie and Kendall Jenner's biological father, has just been dumped. The highly heartbroken Ca…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian Says The Vibrator Rumors Are False

Kim Kardashian Says The Vibrator Rumors Are False

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian is furious at the rumors that appeared in Hollywood Innuendo, stating that, lately, she has been using the services of a vibrator. Kardashian, who has been separated from her loser husband, Kanye West, fo…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing

Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood celebrity Kim Kardashian, who is head-over-heels in love with Pete Davidson of "Saturday Night Live," says that she can't wait for Lard Belly Trump to become an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. She is so excited ab…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

CALABASAS, California – While most Americans are self-isolating and sheltering-in-place, and making it work, two Hollywood celebs are fighting like cat and dog. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Kim Kardashian and her hubby, Kanye West, have la...

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Funny story - Kanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)

Kanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)

POMONA, CALIFORNIA – (Satire News) – Inside Edition has reported that the man known as Mr. Kim Kardashian has finally been picked up and taken out to a local funny farm. Kanye West, who is an entertainer as well as a self-proclaimed prophet, has t…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says She's Got The Hottest, Sexiest, Ass He Has Ever Seen

Kim Kardashian's Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says She's Got The Hottest, Sexiest, Ass He Has Ever Seen

NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - When it comes to getting ass, there is no celebrity who gets more than "Saturday Night Live" cast member Pete "The Meat" Davidson. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle, Pete is consider…

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine

Kim Kardashian Says She Has Agreed To Pose Nude in Playboy Magazine

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian will be appearing totally naked in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Kim stated that she is doing it to get back at her husband, Kanye "The Pest" West. She said that she has told him…

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Funny story - Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow

Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West has just announced that he will soon be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records. It is no secret that ever since West the Pest’s wife, the sultry, sexy, humongous-assed Kim Kardashian dumped his ass,…

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Funny story - The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

CALABASAS, California – TMZ is reporting that Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian family, is proceeding with plans to have Kanye West committed. At first his wife Kim Kardashian was against it, but after Kanye said that when he is elected he…

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Funny story - A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…

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Funny story - Chimps Demand Retirement Party

Chimps Demand Retirement Party

It happened as soon as the National Institutes of Health announced this week that "...310 chimps will be retiring from medical research over the next few years..." One of the chimps said, "Throwing us a party, it's the least they can do, we've put in our time." And the chimps weren't at all shy about exactly what kind of a party it should be. Here are a few of the things they demanded: --...

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Funny story - Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Los Angeles, CA - After his recent concert meltdown, rapper Kanye West is being treated for an extreme case of the 'Rubber Ramada Blues' at UCLA hospital. His Doctors state that he is 'nuttier than a fruitcake' and that he will only speak to them us...

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Erotic Video Hits The Net

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Erotic Video Hits The Net

HOLLYWOOD - An embarrassed Kim Kardashian has stated that she has no idea how in the wide, wide world an erotic video of her and her fiancé Kanye West ended up on the Internet. Kim told Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that the video, whi...

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery

Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery

In a new shocking revelation, egocentric celebrity, Kim Kardashian did not only lose 12 million dollars worth of jewelry in an apparent brazen apartment robbery but, also, her ass which the thieves absconded with when they removed it from a bathroom...

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Funny story - Nicki Minaj, The Hip-Hop Artist Noted For Having 2 Solid Gold Nipple Rings Has Just Released Her Latest Album

Nicki Minaj, The Hip-Hop Artist Noted For Having 2 Solid Gold Nipple Rings Has Just Released Her Latest Album

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Nicki Minaj is proud to announce the release of her latest album. The 37-year-old singer told 3T’s reporter Pico de Gallo that she worked on the album for 8 months, 2 weeks, and 13…

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Funny story - Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a...

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Funny story - Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump has let it slip that the Trump family will star in their own reality show. It's planned to start as soon as Trump is removed from office. Most of the family believes that it won't be that long and are preparing. Some of t...

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