Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 15 July 2023

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Charles once beat the shit out of three Proud Boy members all by himself.

One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community.

He noted that he knows several members of extremists groups who are closet gaylords and lesbionics.

He then commented that he supports Anheuser-Busch 118% and noted that he personally drinks a case of Bud Light every day.

Meanwhile anti-gay singer John Rich, who is rumored to ride sidesaddle when on his 3-acre Alabama ranch, said that Charles needs to lose about 115 pounds.

SIDENOTE: When Barkley heard what the midget country crooner Richie Rich had said he commented that when he sees little Johnny he will turn him into 'Joanie' quicker than he can say 'cowgal bloomers.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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