The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that members are leaving the NRA like gazelles running from a pack of hungry lions.
A rep of the reputable polling agency said that the members are tired of the verbal abuse that they have been receiving from the evangelical people of the midwest, the south, and even from countries such as Scotland, Portugal, Norway, and Switzerland.
An NRA spokesman stated that if this mad exodus keeps up the NRA will be bankrupt within 13 months.
One life time NRA member, Freeda P. Ficklefoo of Eau Claire, Wisconsin stated that she is sick and tired of her NRA dues going up every two months.
She said that she needs the money to pay for food, water, Geritol, Compound W, Netflix, and Preparation-H.
