Do not knock Prince Harry's podcast ideas
So Harry has some controversial ideas for Podcast interviews. Why not? He can communicate with world leaders about their traumatic childhoods, and then viewers will better understand why the world is in such a screwed-up state. For instance, while…
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Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward…
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Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, and wife of Prince Harry, has just signed a very lucrative contract with Victoria’s Secret. The 38-year-old beauty has become very popular since returning to the states from merry old England. Markle...
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Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again
Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…
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Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage
Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
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Is Prince Harry The Father Of Chelsy Davy's Three-Month-Old Son? Never!
Meghan Markle To Launch Her Own Line of String Bikini Panties
Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong
Did King Charles Use The F Word Describing His 2nd Son And Daughter-In-Law?
Harry & Meghan Pubic Hair Throw Rugs
Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London
Meghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite
Netflix Reports That Their Newest Documentary "Harry and Meghan" Is The Best Documentary of 2022
Prince William and Prince Harry Are Still At Each Other's Throats - Grandmama Elizabeth Is Fit To Be Tied
Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal
We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry
Harry & Meghan Sporting New Colours
King Charles Said To Harry: “I’m Not A Bank!”
Demanding additional money daily from his sixteen-bathroom, $15 million Montecito home, Prince Charles slammed his foot down on his Aston Martin brakes and told his son, Harry, “I am not a bank!” Bravo, King Charles! Raise the Union Jack! Imagi…
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Prince Harry's playful purchase: Founding a kingdom on St. James Island
Prince Harry has boldly embarked on pursuing his royal dreams, splurging a whopping $60 million to claim his very own kingdom on St. James Island, nestled off the coast of St. Thomas. He has hatched a grand plan to erect a replica of Buckingham Pa…
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King Charles III Rejects Visit With Son Harry
After Harry called King Charles III's wife, the Queen Consort Camilla, dangerous and like an evil stepmother in his book Spare, King Charles III said he was too busy to visit with his son Harry during Harry’s surprise visit to London as part of Harry…
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Fast-food royalty: Harry and Meghan conquer the golden arches
Proving the American Dream isn't dead, a husband and wife team have gone from flipping burgers to flipping the bird at the traditional notion of success, opening their 250th McDonald's location in sunny Southern California. Their burgeoning McEmpire…
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
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Harry & Meghan Breathe Sigh Of Relief Over UK Fruit & Veg Shortage
A shortage of some fruits and vegetables in the United Kingdom that has prompted rationing at most major supermarkets that could last until May, has left Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle breathing a sigh of relief. With tomatoes, and cabbag…
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A List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows
Since moving to America, Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry have become one of the most popular couples in the nation, including Beyonce and Jay-Z. They have rubbed elbows with the likes of Jeff Bezos, LeBron James, Oprah Winfrey, Bob Baf…
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Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt
Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...
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Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy. The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval...
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The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…
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Could Prince Harry Apply For US Unemployment Benefits?
Married to a US citizen, could Prince Harry apply for US unemployment benefits? If so, it’s a good guess, but he’d certainly have to drop the title of Prince. Instead, he would be just Harry Windsor Mountbatten. Hmmm, that still sounds a little title…
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Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…
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Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine
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Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
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Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits
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The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl
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Harry’s Killin’ & Thrillin’
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Harry & Meghan Breathe Sigh Of Relief Over UK Fruit & Veg Shortage
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Could Prince Harry Apply For US Unemployment Benefits?
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King Charles Said To Harry: “I’m Not A Bank!”
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Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again
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Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?
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Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt
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Meghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
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A List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows
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Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat
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King Charles III Rejects Visit With Son Harry
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Royal submarine, the HMS Sea Scoundrel, hits a school of orca whales and receives heavy damage
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Prince Harry's playful purchase: Founding a kingdom on St. James Island
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Fast-food royalty: Harry and Meghan conquer the golden arches
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Do not knock Prince Harry's podcast ideas
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