The WNBA names Britney Spears Sports Bra the best in the business

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 July 2023

The Sports Bet Gazette has just revealed that the new Britney Spears Sports Bra has just been named "The Best Sports Bra in The Sports World" by the Women's National Basketball Association.

Kia Nurse with the Seattle Storm stated that she has has worn a total of nine different sports bras, but she adds that her very favorite one is the Britney Spears Sports Bra.

Unfortunately, they're naively marketing it as the BS Sports Bra, bit of an oversight by the marketing department!

Nurse who wears #0, noted that this bra is extremely lightweight, weighing only .3 ounces, but it gives her the tit separation that she has grown to expect from a sports bra.

SIDENOTE: Zorro La Bamba with the SBG noted that of the 12 WNBA teams, eleven of them have embraced the Britney Spears Sports Bra. The only team that does not is the Minnesota Lynx due to the fact that the owner of the team has his own line of sports bras called Land of Lakes Sports Bras.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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