Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner
Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
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Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo
The most popular TV cowboy star on cable television, Anson Mount star of "Hell On Wheels," and his girlfriend Taylor Swift, have just opened up The Desperado Gunshop in downtown Amarillo, Texas. The shop sells everything from hollow point bullets…
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
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Taylor Swift Explains The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain and Weight Loss
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently talked with Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News at a Jack-in-the-Box in L.A. The two chatted about Tay Tay's recent album titled, "Yes, I Sing Rock Ballads, But I'm A Daisy Duke Short Shorts Wear…
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The most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
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Taylor Swift Buys Her Boyfriend Anson Mount a $3,000 Pair of Tony Lama Cowboy Boots
President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to visit the White House
Newly Discovered Phallus Worm Is Named after Kanye West
Taylor Swift Releases Katy Perry's 2008 Hit Single, "I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)"
Taylor Swift's Next Breakup Song Could Be About Matthew Gray Gubler
A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South
The Microphone That Kanye West Snatched From Taylor Swift Is Now In The Smithsonian Museum
Taylor Swift Wins 8 Billboard Music Awards
Kanye West Announces That He Is Changing His Name
Taylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
The List of 10 Words That Taylor Swift Uses In Each Song She Writes
Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas To Star In Remake of "Coal Miner's Daughter"
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news that America's "Lovebirds," Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Anson Mount, are set to star in the outrageously spoofy comedy film, "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bo…
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Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins
NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts. It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny...
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Taylor Swift and Britney Spears record a duet
Following months of whispered rumors in the pop world, Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo has unearthed a sensational story involving two of the music world's sexiest blondes collaborating on a new song. According to Yazoo's exclusive report…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just shocked the world with their audacious plan to acquire the Los Angeles Lakers, according to an exclusive revelation by Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba.
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos
American Food News Agency writer Calypso Igloo writes that the very happy couple of Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and her boyfriend Joaquin Beauregard "Gazy" Gazpacho have just filmed a Taco Bell commercial. Miss Igloo said that the two "Gigglers," appea…
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President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue
The Vox Populi News Agency has just broken the story that President Joe Biden has just issued an invitation for America's "Happiest Couple," Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to attend a good old-fashioned Texas barbecue dinner at the White House. POTU…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount's New Single Is a Big Hit!
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Move over Beyonce and Jay-Z, there's a new power couple in town! Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, star of "Hell On Wheels," have taken the music world by storm with their new single "We Found Paradise - And It's Us." The s…
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America's Happiest Couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount Are Vacationing Down In Sunny Old Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just anointed Taylor Swift and her beau Anson Mount as "America's Happiest Couple." According to sources close to the couple, they only have eyes for each other...and th…
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Taylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Celebrity Satire) - Taylor Swift, who has had more hit songs than Budweiser has beer bottles, has just released her latest (soon-to-be-a-hit) song. Taylor who pens 97% of all of her songs, informed Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Y…
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Taylor Swift Can’t Keep It In Her Hard Rock Panties
Taylor Swift has tried again and again to donate her panties to the Hard Rock Café in Los Angeles, but they keep getting stolen. Was it a lone thief in a mask with a long moustache that he was spinning around his finger? Or was it an employee, esp…
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Taylor Swift's New Tay-Tay Designer String Bikini Panties Are Selling Like Hot Cakes
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel has has just stated that singer Taylor Swift's Designer String Bikini Panties have become the nation's biggest selling panties. Even four of the five Kardashian sisters hav…
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Taylor Swift is proud that boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have gone up 700% in just the past month
Taylor Swift told Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News that she is proud as hell that her stud boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have increased by 700% in just the past 30 days. The handsome, rugged star of the TV Western "Hell On Wheels,…
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The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up
NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...
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Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins
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Taylor Swift's New Tay-Tay Designer String Bikini Panties Are Selling Like Hot Cakes
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in "The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde"
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
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Taylor Swift is proud that boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have gone up 700% in just the past month
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President Biden invites Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to the White House for an old-fashioned Texas barbecue
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds
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Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo
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Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner
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The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up
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Taylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms
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Taylor Swift Explains The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain and Weight Loss
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Taylor Swift Can’t Keep It In Her Hard Rock Panties
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America's Happiest Couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount Are Vacationing Down In Sunny Old Mexico
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount's New Single Is a Big Hit!
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Taylor Swift and Britney Spears record a duet
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby
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The most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
