Undue Russian influence in Britain is minimal says Pushkin & Putin Consulting Services
Concerns over the level of Russian influence in key British services have been dismissed as conspiracy nonsense by Home Office press officer, Dmitry Antonov. There are questions about the restructuring of the British Nuclear Fuels programme by it…
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Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Just Endorsed Donald Trump
MOSCOW – The Russian leader has announced to the people of the world, that he has endorsed Donald J. Trump in his re-election bid. Vladimir Putin said that Donald has become like a brother to him ever since they both drank vodka from the same pole…
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Russia: Thousands Rally In 8th Day Of Protest Against Putin
Thousands of protestors protesting in Russia against Putin? No one saw that coming. Rally against Trump, yes, but Putin? Not a good idea. The feeling was that Putin had Mother Russia safely under control and under his thumb, what with the threat…
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Pussy Riot To Donate All The Profits From Their New Song To An Excellent Cause
LOS ANGELES – The all-girl Russian band, who hate President Putin more than cavemen hated taking baths, has just released their latest song titled, “Damnit, Where The Hell Did All These Friggin' Racists Come From?" Pussy Riot was recently honored…
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“I Didn’t Rat Out Trump”
On receiving a White House pardon from Donald Trump, Roger Stone issued his thanks by announcing, “I didn’t rat out Donald Trump.” This means that Mr. Stone did, indeed, have incriminating evidence against Donald Trump, and, if Mr. Stone had so te…
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Putin hacked the Super Bowl
Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Now Do You See Why Putin Elected Donald Trump
Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary
Secret audio of Trump/Putin meeting revealed!
'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive
German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine
Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting
The Hyperdermic Olympics
Putin and Bush to Join in Civil Union
Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model
Bush and Putin go fishing, settle old scores
Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily
Putin and Obama discuss Mayan Prophecy
Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points
MOSCOW – Word coming out of the Kremlin has put a great happy ‘bigly’ smile on President Trump’s face. A recent poll, that was actually taken inside the Kremlin, shows that Trump is ahead of Joe Biden by 83 percentage points. American poll expe…
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Twitter Fact Check Confirms: Nancy Poozleosi Was Bulgarian Shot Put Champion
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Looking Glass War, either your reflection was distorted, or worse, you were distorted, and a mirror was redundant. The same with the information disseminated by various propaganda sources. Who would have guessed that CNN...
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COVID-19 Hates Women Leaders, Loves Trump
Scientists all over the world have discovered messages under their microscopes. They are bizarre configurations from the coronavirus. The communications are all the same: We hate women leaders and adore male authoritarians and strongmen. The COV...
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President Trump is Desperately Trying to Sell Mar-a-Lago Before the Asteroid Hits and Totally Destroys It
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A White House insider said that the night of Trump’s horrendously, horrific, Tulsa Campaign Rally, he only got 29 minutes of sleep. He flew down to the Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago on Air Force One the next morning. Me...
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Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate
NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...
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President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base
MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...
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Putin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece
BILLINGSGATE POST: If albino raccoons could talk, this might be a story that would raise eyebrows in Washington: Ever since Davy Crockett skinned a raccoon and placed its fur on top his head, this animal has provided men of the frontier with war...
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Putin says he will obtain Podesta Mail Server for his good buddy Trump.com™ on behalf of FBI
After the G20 Bromance Love-In that went for 13 hours non-stop Putin has agreed to help his new best buddy with this pesky Clinton problem. During their intimate time together Putin applauded him on nuking Comey, that is the sort of stuff he would...
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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"
DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...
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Putin denies he is riding on Trumps back to World Domination
Despite secret photographs being leaked to the media of Putin riding Trump in the forests behind his dacha, predictably Putin has categorically denied this and is willing to swear on a stack of bibles that the picture is of another pair out riding. P...
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Donald Trump Finally Admits That He and Vladimir Putin Text Each Other on a Nightly Basis
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After first denying that he has ever met Russian leader Vladimir Putin, Trump has finally admitted that he and his Russian hero do in fact text each other on a nightly basis. POTUS said that they mainly just talk about the weath...
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Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy
Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...
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Kanye West is Toying With The Idea of Changing His Name to Kanye Trumpovich
LOS ANGELES – Kanye West stopped crying long enough to tell reporters, after his first rally, that the rally went fantastic. He noted that, every hour, he is picking up thousands and thousands of new supporters from as far away places as New Zeala…
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Putin discusses offering Trump.com™ a Kremlin Pardon™
Given the personal risk Trump.com™ is running to aid Putins world domination agenda, they are organising some legal coverage for their star operative. After the conclusion of the RussMerica™ corporate merger Putin is helping out his be...
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Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties
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Obama tells Putin to Chillax
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Quit Picking On Trump And Trump's Tweets
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