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22 May 2022

Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo

It was his big moment on the world stage; with the eyes on the planet on him so it comes as no surprise that Vladimir Putin had to shine. The Russian President, 69, showcased his stunning physique in the Siberian-made bold outfit, which was acco…

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Right Before Putin Death Star Vaporizes America Trump Asks Russian Leader for More Dirt on Clintons and Bidens

Moscow - Just after Vladimir Putin revealed that he had developed a large orbiting platform with a powerful laser which could entirely destroy the United States, former President Donald Trump requested that the Russian dictator reveal all of the hidd…

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Will Smith: “I’m Not Gonna Hit You. The Hell I’m Not!”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since John Wayne suddenly changed his mind in the movie, McClintock!, has there been such a reversal of course versus one’s initial statement. When President Biden went off-script by suggesting that Vladimir Putin lose his…

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Biden's "Putin must go" leads to new interpretations of "Let's go Brandon"

Mr. Biden's current pronouncement that "Putin must go" has brought an almost immediate response from US intelligence. Laying out whoever "must go" has of course been a noble sentiment from far back in political discourse, including as applied to M…

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Putin Has Just Surpassed Hitler, Stalin, Hirohito, and Trump As The Most Evil SOB In History

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today has just announced that Russian President Vladimir "The Human Douche Bag" Putin has just passed four of the most evil pieces-of-shit assholes in history. The publication's senior writer Papaya Bamboo, stated…

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President Putin Invites Ivanka Trump To Visit Russia - She Accepts

MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice is buzzing like crazy as word from the Kremlin says that Putin has invited the sexy, long-legged Ivanka Trump to be the honored guest of the Russian leader. As the KV has stated it is no secret that the…

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Putin Calls For Cacklemania Ceasefire

The Free World's Convoy Is Slowly Moving Toward The Kremlin

Who? What? How? Did Putin Surrender? Or...

Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

Putin Is Livid At The Mass Exocus of US Companies From Russia

President Putin Is So Afraid of Being Poisoned That He Is Eating Nothing But Big Macs

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Texts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)

President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!

Ukraine Invasion Was Planned by Donald Trump

Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

The Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine

Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion

President Vladimir Putin’s recent decision to force himself on Ukraine may in part be due to a rumored case of impotence. Western intelligence officials have speculated that as a way to compensate for his debilitating condition Putin has thrust his c…

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Donald Trump Fires Blanks Begging For Putin's Help

While Attorney General Merrick Garland was recently certified alive and well, Donald Trump used another avenue to slow and distract from his involvement in the January 6 insurrection attempt. Trump tried to overthrow a legitimate democratic election,…

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“For God’s Sake, This Man Cannot Remain In Power”

Big so what? Everyone in the world recognizes Vladimir Putin is killing innocent people, destroying homes, cities, cutting off water supplies, bombing hospitals, turning a landscape to ashes. Get real, folks. Stop your nervous Nellie antics. Whit…

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STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin

MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…

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Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world. According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukra…

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Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

It seems like Tucker Carlson, of Fox News, is shooting off his mouth reminiscent of what Tokyo Rose did during World War II. Tokyo Rose hosted a Japanese propaganda radio program during World War II aimed at American service members in the South Paci…

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Putin Needs A Bowl Of Prunes

Frustrated by losing the battle with Ukraine, the little guy has threatened to go nuclear. Somebody give Putin a bowl of prunes. He bit off more than he could chew, and his thinking is frozen in the old Soviet Union days. Ukraine is not a cream p…

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Ukraine: The Biggest Rat F*ck Since The Trojan Horse

BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…

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President Putin Reveals That He Has Fallen Madly In Love With Melania Trump

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Close associates of President Putin say that the Russia leader is getting flakier and flakier. One longtime assistant said that one day Put, as his close friends call him, went outside by the swimming pool wearing a flip…

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Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…

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Vladimir Putin: Bad Boy Or So Misunderstood?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot; all had something in common: Each sang in the church choir before becoming tyrants who launched war on their people, killing millions before being swept into the dustbin of history. Now Vladim…

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Any US Boots On The Ground In Ukraine?

While the US can not send boots on the ground into Ukraine, it is sending $250 million in rocket and missile defense weaponry. The rest of the world is sending prayers. There are protestors from Taiwan to Time Square. Even Russian citizens are pr…

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has The Hots For Valdimir Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One thing that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene is definitely not is shy. iNews reported that when MTG was in college she once streaked the length of the largest college cafeteria on campus while wearing nothing but a d…

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Putin’s Other Invasions That We Forgot About

2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins…

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