White House fury at local school's plans to replace dunce's cap with Trump wig
An East London infants school's decision to replace the old style dunce's cap - traditionally worn by slow-witted pupils - for a bright yellow "Trump Wig" has been met with a furious reaction from the Trump administration and from the President himse...
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Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily
A new object in every Republican's DVD player will be the President's new highlight reel, released in a huge ceremony on Thursday. President Trump is explaining to his followers that if they don't buy the DVD, then they are just aiding the enemy.
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Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump
White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire. The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including f...
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Putin hacked the Super Bowl
Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Russian Perverts 'Most Depraved in The World' Boasts Putin
Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has followed up his recent boast about Russian prostitutes being the world's finest by claiming that his country's sexual deviants are also without equal. In a televised statement last night, Mr Putin said: "When...
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A Dire Warning From President Trump
President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...
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Political Facebook - President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and That Infamous Super Bowl Ring
Medeved and Putin Arrested at Gay Rights Rally in Moscow
The Hunt for "Deep Thought"
Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones
The Hyperdermic Olympics
Handler delights Titter with photos of her titties
Putin running close second to Ahmadinejad for Top A-hole award
Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes
Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS
Putin for Chelsea
Lots of Nominees for Asshole of the Year!
Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning
Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia
The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...
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Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...
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Putin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"
A recently leaked e-mail from the Broccoli desk of EON Productions reveals a new James Bond adventure in the pipeline. As soon as 'The Rhythm section' hits the theaters coming November, recordings will start for another great James Bond spectacle. It...
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Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage
Yaroslavl, Russia - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "I blame bloodsuckers like Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin for these sadistic cannibals' satanic orgy rampage." That is one local mother's view today after Yaroslavl police arrested a gang of hum...
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Russians deny poisoning Peru with giant meteor
In what could have been the plot of a '50s sci-fi B movie, a giant meteor landed in Peru and local people and their animals started to fall sick. Eyewitnesses described a "fiery ball" w...
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"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!
Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...
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Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...
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Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary
Moscow, Russia President Trump has taken a detour from his Asian trip to visit, as he says, a "friend" of his that lives in Moscow. President Trump would not name the person he was visiting, just telling the press that it was "no big deal." While...
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Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!
In a photo provided by Maximski Russian edition magazine, the front cover of Novermber 2010 issue of the magazine shows what appears to be Anna Chapman posing with a gun. However, former president and spy Vladimir Putin says the photo is a fake ex...
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God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi
Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
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Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified
The poisoning in the English town of Salisbury of former Soviet agent, Sergei Skripol, and his daughter, Yulia, in March last year, brought a concerted effort by British security services to catch those responsible, resulting in the identification of...
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Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model
Wikileaks revealed today that it has obtained copies of e-mails between Donald Trump and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. In the e-mails Trump asks the neo-fascist leader how he can emulate his policies. Here are excerpts from the e-mails that are...
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Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!
The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world. Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...
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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"
DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...
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Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!
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Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!
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Putin-topping fantasies dominate London's Russian elite
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Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight
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Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?
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Barack Obama: Please Come Back
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Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™
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Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators
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FBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators
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Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit
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Gordon Brown Admits "I Studied Leadership At The Putin Academy"
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William Hague Negotiator Supreme gets amnesty on overdue library books in Kiev
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The Charge Of The Light Brigade Revisited; The Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Version
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Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!
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A Rare Interview With Vladimir Putin, Czar of Russia
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Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea
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I am Trump's Mistress
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President Trump visits the Kremlin
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Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin
