Putin hacked the Super Bowl
Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Putin to arrive in New York; will take over US
Thanks to the alert reporting of MSNBC, we now know the Russian plan is not simply to interfere with US elections. It wants to completely take over the country—next week. Mr. Putin has said he will probably reside in Trump Tower in New York, an...
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My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)
My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim Now Available on Amazon Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser -- having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life! Donald J. Trump Now Available on Amazon I’m the on...
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Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books (and excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) Now available on Amazon
Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don’t have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading them Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon You saw my days in sch...
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Russia Wants Trump To Get Re-Elected and Donates $67.5 Million To His Re-Election Campaign
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun Observer is reporting that a reliable source inside the White House has just revealed some very interesting information. The source who will simply be known as Finola Sprywillow, 31, told the Sun Observer that she...
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Trump and Putin Secretly Agree To Allow Trump To Build A 101-Story Trump Tower In Moscow
MOSCOW – One of Moscow’s leading daily newspapers, The Moscow Red Press, has just announced that a 101-story Trump Tower will be built right across from the Kremlin. The Red Press learned of the deal from one of Russia’s top ballerinas, Sofilana N...
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Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes
Putin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece
Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin
Putin trumps Honky Cat Buffoon Clown Big-Hats™ with Lumo-Hats™
Putin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"
Trump Gives Overseas Speech Blaming World's Problems on Evil Science and Crooked Hillary
Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb
Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily
Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!
President on Putin:
Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump
Prima facie evidence we're not fastening the gates of the asylum properly
Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?
Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...
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The Great White Id
i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...
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Trump To Present Worst Actor Oscar At Academy Awards
Insisting that his bone spurs weren’t acting up, seemingly in remission, and that he was available to present an award, the Academy of Motion Pictures reluctantly agreed to invite Donald Trump to present the Worst Actor award. Mr. Trump was more t...
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Bolton flees to Canada claiming Assange as precedent
Insider sources indicate Mr. Bolton is claiming he is in the position of Julian Assange, currently languishing in Belmarsh Prison, London. Mr. Bolton was spotted in a Continental Trailways bus entering Canada at the Detroit-Windsor border wearing...
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Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...
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Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...
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Fasc' Factor: Mike Read's BNP/Nick Minaj Comeback Medley
The thing about the greatest performing artists of all is that they never, EVER gave up. Regardless of practical setbacks, ridicule and open hostility, figures of the calibre of Ravi Shankar, Beethoven, Mick Jagger, the singers of "Moves like Jagger," Rihanna… Not to mention respected (sorry, respectable… no I mean, petty-bourgeois) protest guitarist Tony Blair… These have all consistentl...
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Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer
LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
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Putin denies he is riding on Trumps back to World Domination
Despite secret photographs being leaked to the media of Putin riding Trump in the forests behind his dacha, predictably Putin has categorically denied this and is willing to swear on a stack of bibles that the picture is of another pair out riding. P...
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Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers
BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...
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Moscow Mitch Doesn't like Being Called Moscow Mitch!
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell this week complained about being labled "Moscow Mitch", based on his not allowing legislation to strengthen preventive measures against Russian interference in U.S. elections. Leningrad Lindsey Graham came to Moscow Mi...
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Russian Girl, 12, Sent To Siberian Camp For Taking Selfie With Vladimir Putin
A 12-year-old Russian girl who tried to take a selfie with President Vladimir Putin, has been sent to a Siberian work camp for eight years. Vera Ivanovska took the photograph as Mr Putin arrived at the G20 Summit in Osaka on Friday. The president'...
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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"
DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...
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Blacklists and Babies: Trump's Own McCarthyism
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Putin says he will obtain Podesta Mail Server for his good buddy Trump.com™ on behalf of FBI
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Vladimir Putin Be Like: WTH, man?
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Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting
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Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged
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CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress
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Trump Announces He Will Convert Government Into a Reality Show
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Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit
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Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit
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The Hyperdermic Olympics
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Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model
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"Nyet P and Nyet Party For Trump in Russia" Announces Putin
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Putin Supports Trump, Says He Also Wants America First
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Trump Plot to Buy Moons of Saturn for $1.00 Apiece Exposed
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FBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators
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Dictators Around the World React to Trump's Impeachment
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Trump Allegedly Had The Democratic Iowa Primary Election Hacked
