Putin Charges U.S. With War Crimes in WW2: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo
Vladimir Putin today filed charges here with the International Criminal Court against the United States for omission of war crimes against civilians during World War II. The accusation is that the U.S. deliberately attacked civilian targets that had…
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Boris Johnson comes up with 6 point plan to defeat Putin
This morning, Prime Minister Boris Johnson published his 6 point plan to help Ukraine win their fight against Vladimir Putin. The plan will be carried out by Johnson personally: 1. Ask Boris's Russian chums to keep quiet about funding the Tori…
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
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Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo
It was his big moment on the world stage; with the eyes on the planet on him so it comes as no surprise that Vladimir Putin had to shine. The Russian President, 69, showcased his stunning physique in the Siberian-made bold outfit, which was acco…
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Why is Putin shrinking?
Vladimir Putin appears to be shrinking after his close call from Wagner Group owner Yevgeny Prigozhin. Seems Prigozhin threatened to march to Moscow and take on Putin. Prigozhin, a former hot-dog stand operator, was super pissed. One did not have…
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Reports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
The United Kingdom's news agency, Ta Ta For Now News, reports that a secret text message was intercepted that was going from the KGB to President Vladimir Nikita Putin's chief of security. The message stated that the pussy grabbing, tax evader, (a…
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Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting
Putin is Reporting That His Navy Has Captured The Swiss Submarine "The Chocolate Wave"
A New Poutine for Putin Only
Putin hacked the Super Bowl
Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
Xi Didn’t Watch the Oscars, Made Himself Head Dick for a 3rd Time Instead
President Putin Reveals That He Has Fallen Madly In Love With Melania Trump
Lindsey’s head price is on sale
President Putin Arrested And He's Taken Into Custody Of A Group Of Clowns
Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
Putin Is Puttin’ On The Ritz
Russian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy
Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting a story that has shocked the entire world. According to BuzzFuzz senior writer, Tafetta Kixx, Ivanka Trump confessed to her that a mere three hours before President Putin launched his invasion of Ukra…
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,…
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President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
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Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion
President Vladimir Putin’s recent decision to force himself on Ukraine may in part be due to a rumored case of impotence. Western intelligence officials have speculated that as a way to compensate for his debilitating condition Putin has thrust his c…
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King Charles III To Visit Russia And Try To Talk Some Sense Into President Putin Regarding The Russia-Ukraine War
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin. A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he…
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Putin Invaded Ukraine for "Sumthin’ To Do"
A Russian insider who cannot be named has told this reporter that Vladimir Putin has only invaded Ukraine “for something to do while waiting for Trump to come back.” The Russian mole hinted that there exists a deep bromance between the two fascis…
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Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
Watch out and keep a lookout. It ain’t over until it’s over. And Yevgeny Prigozhin isn’t over. Yet. Yevgeny Prigozhin halted his invasion into Russia and the marched toward Moscow, a couple hundred miles away from that city, and was welcomed b…
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Putin Rick-rolled by his own marching band at military parade ceremony
In a shocking turn of events at a recent military parade ceremony in Moscow, Vladimir Putin, the Russian dictator, was apparently trolled by his own marching band. According to reports, the band suddenly switched from playing traditional Russian…
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STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…
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Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…
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All of Putin's Critics Have Fallen out of Windows in Last Few years - 'Putinphilia'
All of Putin's critics have fallen or jumped out of windows in the last few years. Specialists don't know if they were physically encouraged to jump by Putin's followers - or did it on their own. Psychiatrists theorize it is a new mental cond…
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Putin puts in the nukes to expand border
Lukashenko, the Head Tough Guy from Belarus, may or may not be invisible. Some have not seen him. Some have seen his double. Some have seen footage of him saying things that may be from today or 20 years ago but with the audio spliced. Rumors a…
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Putski's Pickle: Putin's Plot to Pilfer the Planet's Produce and Punch!
The despised world dictator, Vladimir Putin, also known as "Putski," was caught attempting to steal all the world's vodka and cabbage. Sources close to Putin reveal that the Russian Autocrat fled the Kremlin in high heels and a pink tutu while sc…
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Putin’s Rumored Impotence May Have Led To Ukraine Intrusion
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
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Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
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Putin Invaded Ukraine for "Sumthin’ To Do"
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King Charles III To Visit Russia And Try To Talk Some Sense Into President Putin Regarding The Russia-Ukraine War
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Putski's Pickle: Putin's Plot to Pilfer the Planet's Produce and Punch!
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Putin Rick-rolled by his own marching band at military parade ceremony
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Putin puts in the nukes to expand border
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
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Watch out Putin, Yevgeny Prigozhin is coming to get you — maybe
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Putin Wows In Blue Suit And Purple Tie Combo
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Boris Johnson comes up with 6 point plan to defeat Putin
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Putin Charges U.S. With War Crimes in WW2: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo
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Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine
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STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
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All of Putin's Critics Have Fallen out of Windows in Last Few years - 'Putinphilia'
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President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
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Why is Putin shrinking?
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Reports out of London are that Russia's KGB has Donald Trump on their "people to kidnap" list
