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26 June 2019

Kentucky Derby: Russian Interference Alleged

There is controversy today in the aftermath of the Kentucky Derby debacle, when winning horse, Maximum Security, was disqualified for 'impeding other horses', and relegated to last place. A new scandal has emerged, of potential Russian involvemen...

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Amazingly Mesmerizing Memes

Memes can make a mediocre memo mesmerizing. The mere mentioning of the mensches in a meme can motivate mental memories of magnificent majesty and motivate mockery of a magnificent magnitude. Memes can magnify malignant satire to a soaring scale that...

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Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...

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CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. Somehow, the Secret Service failed to fin...

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Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...

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Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Lots of Nominees for Asshole of the Year!

Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

Move In U.S. Electoral College To Vote For Putin

NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

Russia Is Behind Gatwick Drones

Trump: A Russian Impersonator

President Obama to Reinvent the Wheel

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Trump Threatens News Credentials

Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Barack Obama: Please Come Back

Secret audio of Trump/Putin meeting revealed!

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

Our ever-vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called 'historic' meeting between big-wigs Vladimir 'the Impaler' Putin and Kim 'Moe haircut' Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent or the Pilsbury Doughbo...

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Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...

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Dictators Club Meets Again-Guess Who the Main Topic Was?

Moscow, Russia Vlad Putin once again hosted a meeting of the World Dictators. The main rule to be a member is you must be the head of a country rated “Not Free” by the Freedom House. Presently, there are 50 qualifiers, some more famous like Daniel O...

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Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

MENLO PARK, CA: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin sternly rejected the possibility of Russian interference using Facebook. Putin sighed, then explained, “You Americans – of which I am one, of course – love to spend every waking hour obsessed with fake news, zombies, and womens' sexuality. In Mother Russia, – which is the enemy of all who live, of course – the citizens are more concerned with how the...

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Trump To Pull All US Troops Out Of Russia

The always amiable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced the US will be pulling all US troops out of Russia starting at the end of February. At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon the President said the following: “It is time to ge...

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100 US soldiers track notorious Uganda guerilla Joseph 'Putin Bitch' Kony

Kampala - NATO always had suspected, of course, that Joseph Kony, leader of Uganda's mass-murdering Lord's Resistance Army guerillas, was the inspiration behind the naming of Vladimir Putin's female black Labrador Retriever Koni. The mutt was wide...

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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...

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Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

The Kemlin has accused the British government and film industry of basing the character of Dobbie the house elf in the Harry Potter films on President Putin.

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Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece To Be Indicted: A Gift From Vladimir Putin

BILLINGSGATE POST: BUZZNUTTS, the official source of leaks from Mueller’s Special Counsels Office, verified that the albino raccoon hairpiece that was given to Mr. Trump by Vladimir Putin shortly after he was elected will be indicted. The controver...

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Putin says he will obtain Podesta Mail Server for his good buddy Trump.com™ on behalf of FBI

After the G20 Bromance Love-In that went for 13 hours non-stop Putin has agreed to help his new best buddy with this pesky Clinton problem. During their intimate time together Putin applauded him on nuking Comey, that is the sort of stuff he would...

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Putin fires Mueller

Huge drama unfolding in Whitehouse as word emerges Putin has fired the Special Prosecutor Mueller. It is only emerging that last night Putin decided to help his new best friend Trump.com™ with this pesky FBI witch hunt. News is only breakin...

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Trump.com™ to form Corporate Merger with Russia and rename the US to RussMerica™

After the revelations little Junior is the go-between Russian government and Trump.com™ little Senior is changing the law so it no longer illegal to get Clinton dirt from the Ruskies. After the alarming revelations concerning Ruski collusion...

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"Angie Merkel is an old bag" Trump claims!

Donald Trump has decided to launch his diplomatic foreign policies and true to the man, he is now being called "Mr Diplomacy" at UN and EU headquarters. The only ones loving his directives are Russia and the UK; well UK politicians love licking US Pr...

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Putin Supports Trump, Says He Also Wants America First

Vladimir Putin held a news conference on Saturday, January 28 to discuss the telephone conversation he had earlier in the day with President Donald J. Trump of the United States. Putin described the conversation as friendly and constructive, a start...

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