Funny story - McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn

The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…

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Funny story - Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds

Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for McDonalds

It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…

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Funny story - A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…

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Funny story - A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

A fast food franchise poll shows that McDonalds and Whataburger are topping the popularity fast food chain

Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…

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Funny story - A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow

A 6.9 earthquake hits Moscow

Moscow was rocked to its core when a 6.9 earthquake hit Russia's capitol city at 2:59 am. The Kremlin reported that 37 portraits of President Vladimir Nikita Putin were knocked off the wall and landed on the imported Italian marble floor. The K…

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Funny story - McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

McDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets

The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…

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Funny story - McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno

McDonalds introduces the super sizzling McJalapeno

Prepare your taste buds for a fiery fiesta because the world's largest fast food chain has just unleashed one of its 'hottest' menu items to date! In a groundbreaking announcement, Hildegarde Hillowitz, the fearless spokeswoman of the golden arche…

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Funny story - After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac

After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…

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Funny story - Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

Trump Denies The Rumor That He Has A Tattoo of Ivanka

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was sitting at a McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson, and the three were trying to concoct a story about Joe Biden having been born in another country. A reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked him about...

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Funny story - The 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds

The 10 Mafioso Goombalini Brothers film a commercial for McDonalds

National Rumblings News Agency reporter Traci Diddle, has just revealed that the 10 brothers who head the Goombalini Crime Family appear in a commercial for McDonalds. In the Mickey D commercial the 10 brothers drive up to a Mickey D's in Brooklyn…

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Funny story - McDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms

McDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms. Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth And Piers Morgan Agree To Film a Commercial For McDonalds

Queen Elizabeth And Piers Morgan Agree To Film a Commercial For McDonalds

LONDON - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has just revealed that England's Queen Elizabeth and the Brit mouthpiece Piers Morgan, will be appearing in an upcoming commercial for the huge burger franchise. The spokesperson for McDonalds, Irene G. Bittenbe…

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Funny story - McDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!

McDonalds Adds Hot Sauce For Those Patrons Who Like It Hot!

CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - One thing about the largest fast food chain in the entire world, McDonalds, always manages to stay two steps ahead of the competition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the franchise has now added hot sauce…

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Funny story - The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback

The Newest McDonalds in Dallas Has Opened Up a Drive-Thru Window Lane Just For People on Horseback

DALLAS – (Satire News) – According to recent statistics on horses in Texas, one out of every six adults in the Dallas Metroplex area owns a horse. And some families are known as two-horse families. In keeping with that theme, the executives at McD…

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Funny story - Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant

Due to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant

The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…

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Funny story - Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru

In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...

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Funny story - Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!

Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion Get Into An Altercation In a McDonalds– And It Ain't Pretty!

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Brooklyn state that hip hop artists Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion got into a knock-down, drag-out fight at a local McDonalds. Dozens of eye witnesses stated that the two were sitting at a b…

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Funny story - McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…

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Funny story - Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!

Greg Abbott Says He’s Now Getting Over 90,000 Hate Messages, Instagrams, and Letters a Week!

RACIST RIVER, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas was in the little town of Racist River, Louisiana, where he was speaking before a gathering of the white, racist, extremist group known as The Proud Boys. The rally took place in a Wa…

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Funny story - McDonalds signs a five-year-contract with Wembley Stadium

McDonalds signs a five-year-contract with Wembley Stadium

The McDonalds fast food franchise has just signed a five-year deal to sell its food items at England's largest stadium. The contract calls for popular Mickey D food items such as Big Macs, McBoarBabyBackRibs, McTacos, and McDuckNuggets to be sold…

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