Two groups are fighting to name the next U. S. Mars Lander robot.
Both have petitions out.
Millions of Rap fans of Space Flight want to call the next one the 'Mars Bitch'.
They want to give it a real-world name - not some namby-pamby 'Adventurer' or 'Voyager'. No more Goody two Shoes.
The Food industry bankrolled by McDonalds - (one of the biggest) - wants to name landers after their products.
They want everybody to hear - the 'Bic Mac' has Landed - (and they have Trump behind them).
The 'Big Mac Rover' has a nice ring to it - and would be good for sales. They will give NASA a Billion for this.
Or - The 'Coke Rover just entered the Flood Plain' also sounds good. (Coke would have the Rover after McDonalds).
The Rappers say "F - - - k that! The corporations already name everything. Can't we keep commercials off Mars?"
Biden is leaning toward the Rappers.
Luckily Trump isn't president or McDonalds would get the franchise for Mars.
