A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god.
And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with no imagination say when they can’t define something … and you’re society is too religious to admit the truth, so here is my re-write …)
A red cloud in the shape of a huge giant red vagina hovered over Turkey, making lots of people very horny. Even the Muslim mullahs were getting boners as the searched the Koran for the sexy bits so they could whack it while pretending to be holy.
The vagina cloud didn’t break up into little pieces, it just hovered, maybe rained blood a bit, and some other juices, which sometimes just shot out of the center of the cloud in a fit of sexual madness – like the dirty slut she is – it even has a clitoris – look closely (holy fuck, why can’t people see what’s right in front of them? Oh, right, ‘cuz religion tells them what they’re seeing and that their eyes are wrong and the cleric’s eyes are always crossed … with clear sight)
We should all be so lucky to have immense vaginas hovering over our towns and cities … though it could be distracting and cause car wrecks, but still … dude, it’s a huge frickin’ vagina in the sky! Lucy …!
