The rumor mills are working overtime with an affair between Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 July 2023

Left Coast Mirror Magazine reports that the Latin singing duo of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull are flat out denying that they are involved in a passionate affair.

The two put on what is considered one of the most passion-filled concert performances of any couple in show business.

J.Lo who is a singer, dancer, actress, and maracas player has a sensuously erotic body that any woman half her age would love to have. Or twice her age...or, any age for that matter.

Husband Ben Affleck has stated many times that Jenny has a totally flawless body, adding she has no cellulite, no spider veins, no liver spots, no varicose veins, and no moles. Whereas Affleck is afflicted with all of these conditions. It's rather sad seeing him squeeze into his 42" waist pants in the morning.

Meanwhile Pitbull smiles and says that if J.Lo was not married to Ben, he would be all over her like peanut butter on jelly. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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