The biggest ice cream maker in the world, Ben and Jerry, has just announced that due to dismal sales, they are discontinuing their Trump Banana Bigot Ice Cream.
A spokeperson for the creamery stated that only 29 pints were sold in the entire United States, and of those 18 were sold in Alabama, 7 were sold in Iowa, 4 were sold in Ohio, and one was sold in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (???).
One die-hard Trump supporter stated that the ice cream tasted like mulch and dust and that it gave him a horrible case of the runs.
Meanwhile, Ben and Jerry says that they will be replacing the Orange Orca whales ice cream with their newly developed Britney Spears Succulent Strawberry Supreme. ■