The Kardashian Sisters buy a Las Vegas gambling casino & hotel

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 July 2023

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"This gambling casino hotel is the finest in Vegas." -JEFF BEZOS

Brace yourselves, because the Kardashian K Klan has just descended upon the Las Vegas strip in their signature style, turning Sin City into 'K-Sin' City! In a move that's more extravagant than a Kardashian closet, the nation's wealthiest siblings have taken the reins of the illustrious "Cleopatra's Barge Gambling Casino and Hotel."

Scuttlebutt Review got the exclusive scoop from the sassiest sister in town, April Jiggle. As the dust settled on this sensational purchase, Miss Jiggle couldn't resist quizzing Kim Kardashian on the secretive purchase price. Kim coyly kept it under wraps, but we weren't going to be left in the dark.

Our indefatigable information guru, Andy Cohen, spilled the beans and confirmed that the Kardashian K Klan had dropped a jaw-dropping $1.83 billion on their latest escapade. A casual purchase for them, right?

Jiggle notes this isn't your ordinary Vegas joint. Oh no, the Kardashians are turning it into a K-Sin extravaganza! Get ready for statues of the Kardashian sisters in full Egyptian regalia and HUGE asses adorning the casino floor, a surreal sight that's sure to turn even the Sphinx green with envy!

SIDENOTE: Kourtney Kardashian spilled the 'K'-beans – the hotel will be hosting a motley crew of celebs including (you reading this search engines?) Taylor Swift, Celine Dion, Paul McCartney, Yo Yo Afro Woke, the British heavy metal band, Camel Toe, but the real stars will be the Kardashian sisters themselves, basking in the spotlight of their very own Egyptian-themed oasis. The stage is set, the dice are rolling, and Las Vegas will never be the same again!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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