Anderson Cooper admits that Britney Spears has "ungayed" him

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 July 2023

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"Britney is so damn hot and sexy she can make gay men become ungay." -ELTON JOHN

In the 'All Things Are Possible" department, LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa broke the story that Anderson Cooper revealed to her that since meeting and getting to know blonde songstress Britney Spears he is thrilled to announce that he is no longer gay.

Coop as his urologist calls, him told Miss Tulsa that since having met Britney, he has found out that his raging hormones are raging for the female gender and not the male gender.

Anderson said that he has really become quite fond of French kissing his NEW girlfriend and the two love to go out dancing to popular New York night spots such as Ginger's Dance Club in Manhattan, Club VaVaVoom in Brooklyn, and Fat Fanny's Dancing Lounge on Long Island. ■

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