The new Anson Mount 'Hell On Wheels' condoms are flying off the shelves

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 15 July 2023

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"These are the strongest condoms on the market." -JENNIFER LOPEZ

Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms, which were designed with Anson Mount (aka a rugged man) in mind are selling like beer at a New York City sports bar.

The new condoms were designed to be 100% effective in preventing the 'knocking up' of a man's wife, fiancee, girlfriend, or a one night stand.

Mount himself, who is the boyfriend of the sultry, blonde, singer Taylor Swift, notes that the rubbers are affordably priced and come in seven popular designer colors including Prairie Purple, Bunkhouse Burgundy, Gunslinger Green, Outlaw Orange, Stampede Silver, Desperado Denim, and Bucking Bronco Bronze.

SIDENOTE: Mount said that his girlfriend Taylor's favorite condom color is Stampede Silver.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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