Funny story - Trump Slaps Ted Cruz at MAGA Rally Because “His Wife is Still Ugly”

Trump Slaps Ted Cruz at MAGA Rally Because “His Wife is Still Ugly”

Dallas - Appearing at a Trump rally just outside Dallas yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz spoke briefly to the audience of red hatted MAGA cult fans and said he still supports the former President, even after Trump had noted in 2016 that Cruz's wife…

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Funny story - Right Before Putin Death Star Vaporizes America Trump Asks Russian Leader for More Dirt on Clintons and Bidens

Right Before Putin Death Star Vaporizes America Trump Asks Russian Leader for More Dirt on Clintons and Bidens

Moscow - Just after Vladimir Putin revealed that he had developed a large orbiting platform with a powerful laser which could entirely destroy the United States, former President Donald Trump requested that the Russian dictator reveal all of the hidd…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Says He’s The Most Honest Man That God Ever Created

Donald Trump Says He’s The Most Honest Man That God Ever Created

The most honest man God ever created? More honorable than Jesus, Gandhi or Buddha? Holy tamale! Even God must be ticked! Or triple pissed! At a Saturday night rally in Selma, North Carolina, Donald Trump first announced to his audience, “I’ve…

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Funny story - The California State Senate Votes To Keep Trump Off The Presidential Ballot In 2024

The California State Senate Votes To Keep Trump Off The Presidential Ballot In 2024

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - After a spirited debate the state senate has voted 291-7 to keep Trump's name off the 2024 presidential election. Sen. Tammy P. Potmeister, 72, [D-Oxnard] perhaps said it best, when she told Boom Boom News…

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Funny story - Donald "The Trumptard" Trump Is Courting Marjorie Taylor Greene To Be His 2024 Presidential Campaign Manager

Donald "The Trumptard" Trump Is Courting Marjorie Taylor Greene To Be His 2024 Presidential Campaign Manager

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Palm Beach, Florida is that the racist, 30,000 lies-spewing, pussy grabber, aka Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump wants to hire Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene to be his 2024 presidential cam…

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Funny story - Sing Sing Prison Officials Say That Donald Trump's Cell Is Ready

Sing Sing Prison Officials Say That Donald Trump's Cell Is Ready

OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - Officials of Sing Sing Prison have informed the news media that they have Trump's prison cell ready for the soon-to-be-inmate. Prison spokesperson Milo F. Clutterbuck, 49, said that he wants the public to know…

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Funny story - How Trump Groomed Florida Gov. DeSantis

How Trump Groomed Florida Gov. DeSantis

A leaked video selfie from the Trump Presidential Compound at Mar-a-Lago reveals how much pain Donald John Trump feels over his complex and evolving relationship with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. He details every step of their political alliance in the…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Insists That He Is Not A Card-Carrying Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Donald Trump Insists That He Is Not A Card-Carrying Member of The Ku Klux Klan

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The twice-impeached one term resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. aka "Trump The Racist Tax-Evader" is reportedly fit-to-be-tied after reading in the supermarket tabloid, Whoa Today, that he is a charter member of the KKK. T…

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Funny story - Did Anyone Count The White House Silver After Donald Trump Left?

Did Anyone Count The White House Silver After Donald Trump Left?

Oh, dear! Who would have guessed? After Donald Trump was voted out of the office and sent back down south to Florida, he neglected to hand over to the State Department an accounting of all of the foreign gifts he may have received while in the White…

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Funny story - Alabama Has Just Named Donald Trump As 2022's Comeback Kid

Alabama Has Just Named Donald Trump As 2022's Comeback Kid

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - There is no state in the nation where the Trumptard is revered more than in Alabama. He is loved more by Alabamians than Idahoans love potatoes, residents of Maine love maple syrup, and Las Vegasers love douch…

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Funny story - If Indicted, Convicted, Jailed, Will Trump's Portrait Still Hang In White House?

If Indicted, Convicted, Jailed, Will Trump's Portrait Still Hang In White House?

The above headline has been whispered and gossiped about in government offices of protocol and ethics. What to do? And also, if convicted, would Donald Trump be eligible for Social Security since he would have been convicted of criminal behavior w…

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Funny story - Ill advised April Fool's Day joke falls flat

Ill advised April Fool's Day joke falls flat

In an ill-advised April Fool's Day Joke, Boris Johnson has offered Buckingham Palace to Donald Trump. Posting on his Instagram, Twitter and Facebook pages Mr Johnson said 'We have never really thanked Donald Trump for all of the good that he did d…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Fires Blanks Begging For Putin's Help

Donald Trump Fires Blanks Begging For Putin's Help

While Attorney General Merrick Garland was recently certified alive and well, Donald Trump used another avenue to slow and distract from his involvement in the January 6 insurrection attempt. Trump tried to overthrow a legitimate democratic election,…

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Funny story - Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict

Robert Mueller Appointed Special Counsel For Smith-Rock Oscars Investigation; Will Smith Unfazed By Announcement, Expects Favorable Verdict

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Academy has announced it will investigate the Oscars incident involving Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Former FBI Director and head of Donald Trump’s Russia investigation, Robert Mueller will serve as special counsel to oversee…

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Funny story - A C-5A Transport Plane Loaded With Hundreds of Ukrainian Refugees is Headed For Florida

A C-5A Transport Plane Loaded With Hundreds of Ukrainian Refugees is Headed For Florida

MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a cargo plane has just left the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv headed for Palm Beach, Florida, which is where the Trumps live. VPNA senior writer Tapioca Swizzle stated that when Dona…

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Funny story - The Ku Klux Klan Totally Agrees With Trump That Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell Needs To Be Stripped of His Speaker-of-the-House Title

The Ku Klux Klan Totally Agrees With Trump That Mitch “Turtle Face” McConnell Needs To Be Stripped of His Speaker-of-the-House Title

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The KKK has just issued an organizational memo stating that they are sick and tired of Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell attacking their beloved hero Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Finius Finnstertuck, 53, who is the…

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Funny story - Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

Donald Trump To Film A Commercial For McDonalds and He Agrees To Get Paid In Big Macs

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the Big Apple, is that the twice-impeached, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has agreed to film a commercial for McDonalds. Mr. Melania Trump will film the commercial in Central Park, where h…

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Funny story - Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Trump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.

Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…

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Funny story - Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

Dr. Fauci Convinces President Biden To File A $40 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s money concerns keep getting worse and worse. He has just learned that Dr. Anthony Fauci, who is the director of The National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, will be hitting the has…

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Funny story - Texas Governor Greg Abbott Named The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Named The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time

DIME BOX, Texas – (Satire News) – People who know Greg Abbott personally say off-the-record, that he is the meanest, cruelest, most heartless, despicable person since Adolf Hitler; actually according to many political pundits, G.A. is a close second…

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