Stormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - In a shocking revelation, Stormy Daniels, the woman who was paid $130,000 hush money by former President Donald Trump, claims that Trump tried to bribe her with $20,000 to say that they never ate Minnesota pickles togethe…
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Moby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president
Since he has been waiting for one of his many court dates, Trump has gained weight eating burgers, burritos, Melania’s and Ivanka’s famous hickory smoked tacos, and stuffing down more top-secret documents which the FBI never found. To try and lose…
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Sarah Huckabee never let Trump touch her you-know-what
Since 2016, one of the Trumpturd's most cherished comrades has been Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas. During her tenure as DJT's press secretary/attack dog, she skillfully orchestrated the illusion that the Orange Whale possessed an unmatched intel…
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Tiffany Trump says her father deserves to go to prison
The latest revelation from writer Margarita Mixx of Wild Whispers magazine exposes Tiffany Trump's candid thoughts on her father's predicament. According to Mixx's report, during a visit to Mar-a-Lago, Tiffany confronted her father, saying he dese…
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The FBI says that Trump has already been fitted for handcuffs
According to Andy Cohen, America's renowned information guru, an interesting revelation has surfaced about former president, the Trumpturd. It appears that DJT has already undergone a rather unique fitting process, this time involving handcuffs. C…
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Man who crossed Mafia boss Salvatore Goombalini's daughter has gone missing
Salvatore Goombalini, a notorious figure in the underworld, has issued a stern warning to anyone who dares to harm his precious daughter, Rita, suggesting dire consequences await those foolish enough to cross that line. Rita, a captivating and eni…
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Donald Trump Has Become A Vampire According To Daughter Tiffany Trump
Donald "Dopey" Trump Says His Daddy, Don The Con, Wants Him To Run For President
The United States Federation of Tenured Teachers unanimously agrees that Trump is evil
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Stormy Daniels Divulges That Trump Liked For Her To Spank Him With A Rolled Up Copy of Golfers Digest Illustrated
President Biden Has Fined Donald Trump $13 Million
Trump's therapist says he cannot stop crying, seeks solace in fast food
Reports coming out of Mar-a-Lago suggest that Trump's guilt-ridden conscience has led him to seek therapy twice a day, attempting to atone for the myriad of controversial actions he has committed. According to an insider, Trump's fast-food habits…
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Reports from the FBI are that the entire Trump family could possibly all end up in prison
The Trump family may soon be fronting a different kind of reality TV show as reports suggest their potential residence could shift from Mar-a-Lago to a federal prison. According to sources at The American Research Group, the FBI's investigations h…
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Similarities between Trump and Napoleon
In the grand opera of history, we find the robust parallels between two unlikely figures. Stage right: Donald J. Trump, former reality star turned U.S. President, whose hair and skin defies Pantone’s color chart. Stage left: Napoleon Bonaparte, whose…
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Donald Trump finally reveals he has a secret third daughter
Bedroom Pillow Talk senior reporter Carolina Chipotle has just broken the story that Donald Jonatan Erasmus Trump has finally admitted that he does, in fact, have a third daughter who was born out of wedlock 41 years ago. Trump's third daughter ha…
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Trump The Evil Jerk Barely Escapes Being Kidnapped
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Spoof News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that the most hated bastard in America (aka The Orange Shithead) came very close to being kidnapped. An eyewitness said that a purple van, that had The Beaut…
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After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. After devouring thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, the "Orange Loser," now bears an uncanny resemblance to a Big Mac. Trump's physician, Dr. Yang Fufi, had rep…
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The Anti-Trump 'Lock Him Up' Shirts Are Flying Off The Walmart Shelves
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Spoof Satire) - The demand for the ever-appropriate Donald Trump "Lock Him Up" shirts has been soaring, according to a recent report from the QuinniPinni Polling Group. Wally World, a major retailer of the shirt, has state…
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Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has dated Matt Gatez, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Ann Coulter, told the FBI that she wants the 47 naked photos of her that Trump stole from underneath her bedroom bed…
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Will the Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up & Eat More Cereal
Strange theories are floating around America at this hour … is Donald Trump pulling a Houdini to escape justice? Or would a better character analogy be Clark Kent? Never seeing Cark and Superman in the same place at the same time (cuz everyone can’t…
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Trump Attorney recuses himself under Twenty Eighth Amendment – “When thou knowest that thy client is a complete scumbag”
Attorney Evan Corcoran recused himself from representing former President Donald Trump in the special counsel investigation related to the Mar-a-Lago documents, citing the little-known 28th Amendment. Corcoran had represented Trump in a number of…
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Ivanka Trump is proud of her best-selling book "Growing up with my arrogant sperm donor father was pure hell"
Ivanka Trump's latest book, "Growing Up With My Arrogant Sperm Donor Father Was Pure Hell," has skyrocketed to the top of the US Best Read Book Chart, leaving readers both captivated and shocked. In this tell-all memoir, Ivanka opens up about the…
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
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Nervous Nellie, AKA Donald Trump, Is Now Smoking 7 Packs of Cigarettes a Day
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - The Washington Globe-Express Newspaper has written that there is no one in the history of the United States, who deserves to be incarcerated for the rest of his life than the chump who epitomizes evil, Donald Jonathan Eras…
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Stormy Daniels Puts A Restraining Order On Donald Trump The Pu*sy Grabber
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Stormy Daniels has just stated that she has had it with the the Orange Whale with the puny, tiny, little toddler member (Donald "The Tweet Creep" Trump. The hot, sexy, blonde bombshell has had to place a restraining…
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
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Marjorie Taylor Green Says Trump Stole 47 Nude Photos of Her and She Wants Them Back
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Trump The Evil Jerk Barely Escapes Being Kidnapped
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Will the Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up & Eat More Cereal
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The Anti-Trump 'Lock Him Up' Shirts Are Flying Off The Walmart Shelves
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Trump's therapist says he cannot stop crying, seeks solace in fast food
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Sarah Huckabee never let Trump touch her you-know-what
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After eating thousands and thousands of McDonald's meals, it's finally happened: Trump's face now looks like a Big Mac
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Ivanka Trump is proud of her best-selling book "Growing up with my arrogant sperm donor father was pure hell"
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Moby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president
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Nervous Nellie, AKA Donald Trump, Is Now Smoking 7 Packs of Cigarettes a Day
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Stormy Daniels Puts A Restraining Order On Donald Trump The Pu*sy Grabber
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Trump Attorney recuses himself under Twenty Eighth Amendment – “When thou knowest that thy client is a complete scumbag”
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Stormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle
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Donald Trump finally reveals he has a secret third daughter
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Similarities between Trump and Napoleon
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Man who crossed Mafia boss Salvatore Goombalini's daughter has gone missing
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Reports from the FBI are that the entire Trump family could possibly all end up in prison
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The FBI says that Trump has already been fitted for handcuffs
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Tiffany Trump says her father deserves to go to prison
