Funny story: Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim

Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim

Wheaton, IL—Biblical archeologists from Wheaton College have discovered, among a pile of scrolls in a ruin in Nazareth, a letter from the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth explaining why she had to abort her first child. In the scroll, the Virgin...

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Funny story: Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...

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Funny story: Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

New York, NY Attorney General Barr admitted, after severe press scrutiny, that he spilled coffee on the Mueller Report, and everyone all decided to just say the coffee-stained parts were segments that needed to be censored. "Well, we all know t...

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Funny story: Trump May Pardon Lt. Calley for My Lai Massacre

Trump May Pardon Lt. Calley for My Lai Massacre

The White House. Special to The Spoof. A week after pardoning Lt. Michael Behanna, who was convicted by an army court martial and sentenced to prison for 25 years for killing an unarmed Iraqi detainee, President Donald Trump is reportedly considering...

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Funny story: CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS: Trump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Subpoenaed By Congress

BILLINGSGATE POST: Those beady eyes that peered back at President Trump from the mirror when he adjusted his albino raccoon hairpiece missed nothing. The gift from Vladimir Putin to Trump was a stealth bomb. Somehow, the Secret Service failed to fin...

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Funny story: Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Melania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico

Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...

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Funny story: Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Mad Trump disease, or Nationalist spongiform fast food encephalopathy (NSFFE), is a transmissible, slowly progressive, degenerative and fatal disease affecting the brain of adult idiots. The USDA estimates that at least 40% of nationalist voters suff...

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Funny story: Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Funny story: Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following Latest Dire Climate Report, Trump Places Himself on Endangered Species List

Following issuance of a dire United Nations climate report stating that, unless drastic measures are taken, up to 1 million plant and animal species are at risk of extinction within our lifetime, United States President Donald Trump, while continuing...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Donald Trump, lately inundated with distractions, and literally besieged with problems, has, according to those closest to him, forgotten about the silly, old Mexican border wall. What with all the furore about the Mueller Report, redact...

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Funny story: Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

President Donald Trump took a break from his day-to-day presidential duties of upsetting the leaders of other nations, insulting his political rivals, and edging the US and the rest of the world nearer to Armageddon, by announcing that he is to meet...

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Funny story: Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Fun Lovin' Criminals

Trump Pardons Fun Lovin' Criminals

There was consternation in the US legal system today as The White House announced an addition to so-called President Trump's recent flurry of pardons for his reality TV cast of lickspittles, cronies and ne'er-do-wells. The announcement came in Trump'...

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Funny story: Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Trump To Give Commencement Address At Trump University

Though Trump University has been shut down, it's in working condition at the Republican Senate. To make points with a maniacal landlord, this once respected chamber is now known as the Trump University of Delusion. Senator Mitch McConnell is grad...

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Funny story: Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah

Trump and Khamenei get down to it incognito in Club Methuselah

Looser Guccifer 2.O has just released (via NSA files) a recent meeting between the two leaders in a dank underground club in New York. These leaders must pose as very tough for their people, who look to them to be unflinching and very cool--versus...

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Funny story: Struggling Comic Strikes Gold with Trump

Struggling Comic Strikes Gold with Trump

NYC -- 36 year-old Benjamin Kowalski of Newark, New Jersey, has struggled for more than 15 years to find success telling jokes on-stage. Born into a family of strict orthodox Jews, it was always assumed he was headed for medical or law school. But...

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Funny story: Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Mr. Trump is currently at rest in a dark room at The White House with a bandana across his eyes. A crack team of scientists from MIT has quickly removed his brain and will replace it (some say) with application of krazy glue. The President fore...

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Funny story: Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump gave a speech on the golf course today and talked about how he will help safeguard the "future of America." Trump said, "I am tired of the United States coming in #39 and worse in the Global Scholastic Scores. And it's because...

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Funny story: Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...

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