Funny story: President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'

President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'

It's been reported from the White House in the last few minutes, that President Donald Trump has become aware of a distinct similarity between two very popular words in circulation at the moment - 'panic' and 'pandemic'. According to reliable sour...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Anagram Competition Announced

Melania Trump Anagram Competition Announced

There was great excitement across the whole of America last night, and the Fox News switchboard was jammed, as hordes of callers started to phone the station with their 'Melania Trump Anagram Competition' submissions, and there were some interesting...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Royal geneologists decided at an emergency meeting in London last night, that, if the worst were to happen, and the Royal Family were laid waste by the current health pandemic, then, at a pinch, and for purely a temporary period only, the US presiden...

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Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Trump and Dr. Fauci Get Into a Hellacious Shouting Match After The C-19 Press Conference

Trump and Dr. Fauci Get Into a Hellacious Shouting Match After The C-19 Press Conference

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci is the highly-respected director of the National Institute of Allery and Infectious Diseases. Donald Johnny Trump is the electoral college president, and pretty much self-proclaimed King of the United States.

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty

LOS ANGELES – Well Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now no longer considered royalty. Queen Elizabeth has stripped them of their Buckingham Palace titles and amenities including their royal name tags. The lovely couple will now be known simply a...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

Trump Says He Will Nuke China If He Knows, For Sure, They Are Serving Bat Soup

White House sources close to President Donald Trump have said that he is seething over as-yet unsubstantiated reports that restaurants in Wuhan are, once more, serving Bat Soup to customers. Wuhan is the city where the Coronavirus first leapt into...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

President Trump Has Left Planet Earth

It's been reported from reliable sources that US president, Donald Trump, has blasted off from planet Earth with his family and senior Republican party members, for an unknown destination in outer space. The news was announced just minutes ago on...

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Funny story: China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...

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Funny story: Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

Trump’s Ego is the Size of Dallas, While His Brain is the Size of a Tsetse Fly

BOSTON – Three of the leading psychologists in the country have stated that Donald J. Trump’s political career, like a 10-day old loaf of bread, has expired. Dr. Skiffington Bibble stated that he has studied Trump since his days on NBC’s The Appre...

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Funny story: California Will Soon Start Arresting Joggers

California Will Soon Start Arresting Joggers

SACRAMENTO – The Governor has just informed the citizens of the great jogging state of California of a brand new law known as COVFEFE-45 DJT. The law has been named after Donald Trump, the quasi-president of the somewhat United States of America.

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Funny story: Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

Residents of Corona, California Want The City’s Name Changed

CORONA, California – A vast majority of the citizens of this quaint California town, where Emperor Hirohito was allegedly born, have asked the mayor and the city council to change the name of the city. One resident, Billy Bobby Millwinkle, said th...

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Funny story: Trump Announces A Cure for COVID-19

Trump Announces A Cure for COVID-19

President Donald Trump announced, at a press conference at the White House, this morning, that a cure for COVID-19 has been concocted. “That is right, everybody, a vaccine has been developed by Corona Labs, a private vaccine producer. It was my...

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Funny story: Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

Idaho is the First State to Implement The Social Distancing Act

POCATELLO - The Idaho state legislature has just passed a law which will prohibit anyone from being within six feet of someone else. The Idaho Social Distancing Act, which requires couples to stay six feet apart from each other, passed by a vote o...

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Funny story: Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

Mar-a-Lago Tests Positive For COVID-19

PALM BEACH, Florida – Members of the C-19 Exploratory Task Force have just discovered that there are traces of COVID-19 located in seven different areas of the president’s Dixieland White House, Mar-a-Lago. One of the C-19 ETF members divulged, in...

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Funny story: Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...

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Funny story: Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump is saying that the rumor circulating around Washington, D.C., that he seduced Trinidad-born rap singer, Nicki Minaj, seven years ago, is totally false. He pointed out that, first off, he hates rap music. Secondly...

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Funny story: Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says That Trump Needs To Start Telling The Truth

Demi Lovato Says That Trump Needs To Start Telling The Truth

LAUREL CANYON, California – Demi Lovato was recently asked about her bout with depression. She said that she has kicked it, and is now feeling as happy as an anteater with two snouts. She was asked to comment on President Trump. She rolled her eye...

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Funny story: Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

Extraordinary measure ordered: COVID-19 patients released to curb social gatherings

President Trump has urged young Americans to heed the advice to socially distance and avoid large crowds, but masses have flocked to beaches for spring break. In an earlier statement about young people, Trump said that "they're feeling invincible, bu...

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