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Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

Funny story: Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...

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U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...

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White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Funny story: White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day. Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing,...

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A Foreign Policy Post Mortem: Why the Trump-Un Talks Really Failed

Funny story: A Foreign Policy Post Mortem: Why the Trump-Un Talks Really Failed

According to evidence gathered by Politico, Mother Jones Magazine, and the New York Times, and corroborated by TMZ and Eddy’s Weekly Shopper, the failure of the United States and North Korea to reach an agreement has little to do with a quid pro quo...

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Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

Funny story: Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis plans to publish a "Modern and Scientific Bible for the World." However, it will be written entirely in Latin, because ... that's what the Catholic Church does. Inside sources say His Holiness has spent over a year on thi...

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Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

Funny story: Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

The Mexican border is in the news a lot these days, and this looks set to continue for a while, after it was revealed by White House officials earlier today, that the idea of a 'physical' barrier has been scrapped, in favor of a 'non-physical', unobt...

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Full Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Insist Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Funny story: Full Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Insist Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Washington - At a recent Congressional hearing, Republican Paul Gosar, who once said that climate change isn't real because of "photosynthesis", watched in horror as Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez asked former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pertin...

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Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Funny story: Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Following tight-lipped, blank denials from White House staff, details are finally emerging on Mr. Trump’s recent trials with his credibility rating. According to polls, the President’s popularity is sliding at 53% disapproval, with credibility a m...

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