Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 July 2023

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Lovebirds Tay-Tay and Anson plan to open more chicken restaurants.

Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain.

The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders Diner.

The establishment uses only the finest, home-grown chickens anywhere in the good old USA.

Swift told a reporter with Wild Whispers that the chickens that they use are injected with a special ingredient that not only makes the chicken taste better, but it is also makes it the healthiest chicken of any cluck cluck eatery in the entire nation.

When asked by WW's Margarita Mixx what the special ingredient was, Tay-Tay simply replied that the name of the ingredient starts with a Q and ends with a Y.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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