Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman - but only once

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 July 2023

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Khloe said that hitman Vu Khan Rabeen introduced himself as Billy Beaver.

In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching for the stars, she dared to ask the towering Khloe Kardashian about a peculiar rumor circulating in the celebrity cosmos – was she really dating a hitman from the Taliban terrorist organization?

Khloe, with a grin as wide as a California sunset, casually sipped her Avocado Margarita, looking every bit the daredevil. With a chuckle, she confirmed the audacious claim: "Yep, I did go on a date with none other than Vu Khan Rabeen, the Taliban's very own hitman extraordinaire!"

Before you jump to conclusions, dear readers, Khloe was quick to clarify that this unlikely rendezvous came about thanks to her dear friend Demi Lovato, the matchmaker extraordinaire.

But here's the kicker – neither Khloe nor Demi had a clue about Vu's secret life as a Taliban terrorist! Apparently, he's squeezed out more enemies than a toothpaste tube, and rumor has it, he recently bumped off a Proud Boy operative while the poor fellow was chomping down on a Big Mac at a Mickey D's in sunny Playa Del Rey, California.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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