The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 July 2023

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"Satan is waiting for this evil loser." -LIZ CHENEY

Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen.

Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run.

93% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather support a drunk duck than support an Unamerican who stole money from every tax-paying American, and a bigot who tweets at all hours of the night attacking anyone who does not look like him.

One of his staunchest supporters 98-year-old Roberta Tittarelli, of Corn Cob, Iowa, said she would not vote for Trump if he offered to buy her dentures, a year's supply of Preparation-H, and a motorized walker. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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