A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 July 2023

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This is the Tsunami that sunk the Russian warship.

The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer.

The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven story building.

Capt. Nicco Commraberg, stated that the entire crew managed to get into the lifeboats and were later rescued by an Ethiopian merchant ship which was traveling from Ethiopia to Mongolia with a shipment of bananas, sirloin steaks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

Meanwhile world tsunami experts are predicting that this year will see a definite increase in the amount of tsunamis along with the height and force of the tsunamis.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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