Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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Britney Spears Camel Toe shocks viewers
Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight l...
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...
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Britney Spears' Ass In The Hot Seat, Again
According to passengers on a flight from Los Angeles International Airport, Britney Spears, on her way to an Orlando Florida performance at the House of Blues, refused to fly because there were no leather seats on the airliner.
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Britney Spears is dating a space creature
You've seen her carrying her kids around like a Heisman Trophy hopeful wields a football. You've heard her fake a British accent under her thick southern drawl while wearing a pink wig. You've seen her run over camera clickers while erratically drivi...
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Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!
Ed-E-torial 15 Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Britney Spears Gives Her Head To Obama.
Celebrity baby name scandal
Britney Spears Confession: 'I'm the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!'
IT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!
Kentucky Bans Britney Spears Upskirt Photos
Madonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul
Britney Spears To Record Duet With Idol's Sanjaya Malakar
Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake
Britney Spears Vlasic
Britney Spears Awarded Custody Of Two Plastic Dolls To Prove 'Mother-Worth'
Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere to Star in "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL"
Court Charges Britney Spears
A court in Orlando today charged Britney Spears today with engaging in deceptive consumer practices in violation of Florida's General Business Law. The charges arise out of Spears' alleged lip-synching at the House of Blues club.
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George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.
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Britney Spears Asks Fans to Name her New Album
Hollywood, California - As a sign of her full recovery and comeback, Britney Spears invited her fans to log onto her website and vote for the title for her new up coming album. Fans have a choice among five album titles to pick. Spears personally pr...
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Bald Britney Spears Says Shaved Head Goes Well With Shaved Vagina
Britney Spears, who shaved her head bald yesterday, says it was to give her an overall look and image. "Yes," said the former pop princess and mouseketeer in her first interview since the new style, "I am now bald all over. I shaved my head and eve...
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Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book
Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander, has just published a stunning tell-all novel about the pop princess turned Poppin' Fresh Dough Girl that reveals a myriad of stunning secrets about the star, including her ties to the secr...
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Britney Spears Says Her Goal For 2012 Is To Look Like The Ultra Skinny LeAnn Rimes
NEW ORLEANS - Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick flew down to the Big Easy for some much needed rest and relaxation after she finished her Femme Fatale Al Fresco Concert Tour. Spears recently spoke with Left Coast Mirror Magazine and s...
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris
Hollywood, California - The 20-year-old former child star turn serious adult actress has recently completed rehab, survived a video released to the media of her snorting cocaine and rumors of lesbianism only to re-merge as the most hottest chick of t...
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Ke$ha Explains The Britney Spears Lesbian Rumors
HACIENDA HEIGHTS - Ke$ha recently spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Hacienda Heights. The singer who had a big hit with her song "We R Who We Say We R" and then with her follow up song "We B Who We Sa...
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Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Bieber Successfully Bankrupt Music Industry at Billboard Music Awards
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Miley Cyrus Says That Her Goal Is To Take The Title of Upskirt Queen From Britney Spears
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Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage
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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall
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Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler
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Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
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Britney Spears elected Naturist President
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Britney Spears' Vagina Lands Contract with Bic Razor
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Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster
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Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast
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Britney in Schwarzenegger 'vagina landfill site' appeal
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Britney Spears: Picking her nose!
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Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident
