Funny story: Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless

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Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina

There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...

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Funny story: Britney Knocked Up By Man With The World's Smallest Penis

Britney Knocked Up By Man With The World's Smallest Penis

Both Britney Spears and Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis, were recently on the Ellen Show and, from the news from Hollywood report this morning, Britney is wishing she hadn't been there. "I should have stayed home. Ma...

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Funny story: Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads

Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads

Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.

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Funny story: Britney in Schwarzenegger 'vagina landfill site' appeal

Britney in Schwarzenegger 'vagina landfill site' appeal

Los Angeles, California - (Detox Mess): Britney Spears has petitioned California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's private orifice after her Mom told LA psych ward directors the singer's problems all lay in a toxic vagina that "had seen m...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab

Britney Spears' vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab

In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears' vagina has escaped from rehab and gone on the run.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

Britney Spears Admits Her Recent Weight Gain Is A Result Of Her New Found Burger Craving

CALABASAS, California - Britney Spears says that she knows that she has put on a few pounds (12) but she says that it does not matter because she is as happy as a goat in a canning factory. The former X-Factor judge told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittl...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.

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Funny story: Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Eminem talk about an album

Britney Spears and Eminem talk about an album

So maybe her haircut wasn't to "buzz worthy" to some, but according to her management this time it's not Britney and Madonna against the music, its Britney and Eminem against the world!...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Britney Spears Married Again: "I'm a Slave 4U, Christina"

Las Vegas, Nevada- In an attempt to recover from stagnant record sales, Britney Spears once again got drunk and married in Las Vegas. This time her victim, er spouse, is none other than dueling pop diva Christina Aguilera.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...

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Funny story: Britney to put sons up for adoption

Britney to put sons up for adoption

Britney Spears , 27, recently revealed to Star Magazine that she's putting both her sons up for adoption. "Britney has a lot to deal with right now. This is her decision, and I support it. Sean , and Jayden are going to be fine," says a rep for B...

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Funny story: Goldilocks Gets a 'Britney' Buzz Cut from Baby Bear

Goldilocks Gets a 'Britney' Buzz Cut from Baby Bear

In a stunning confession today, a defiant Baby Bear took the blame for shearing off the beautiful golden locks of the pint-sized home invader the press calls Goldilocks.

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