Texts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN, BRITNEY SPEARS, DONALD TRUMP, AND KANYE WEST Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I will invade any country that I want to fucking…
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A List of 10 Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions For 2022
A LIST OF 10 CELEBRITY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2022 - TAYLOR SWIFT – She wants to get at least three new boyfriends by Valentine's Day, so she can break up with them, and write her first three hit songs of the year. - DONALD TRUMP – Vows to…
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Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"
Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…
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Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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Britney sues vagina for divorce
Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.
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"Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears
Actor Jason Alexander, the short, stocky and balding actor of "Seinfeld" fame, awoke this morning after a long night of partying, and was stunned but visibly aroused after reading the USA Today and learning that he had married pop star Brit...
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Britney Spears Gives Foreskin Museum Amazing Gift
Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed
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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!
Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"
Britney Spears Picks Nose
Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth
Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Agree To Appear In "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell!"
Britney Spears has Camel Toe Incident
Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge
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Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book
Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander, has just published a stunning tell-all novel about the pop princess turned Poppin' Fresh Dough Girl that reveals a myriad of stunning secrets about the star, including her ties to the secr...
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Britney Spears Finally Reveals Who Her New Lover Is - And It Will Shock You!
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months and months of denying the identity of her new lover, Britney Spears has finally confessed the man's name to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior reporter Pico de Gallo. Spears met de Gallo at The Tipsy Tadpole…
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Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk. NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space ex…
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Britney Spears Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract With Corona Extra Beer
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Britney Spears recently sat down with Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle at a local Jack-in-the-Box in West Holly. Spears told Miss Jiggle that she has just signed a $6.6 million contract to be the official spokes…
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Britney Spears Sells The Nudist Resort She Bought In 2009
HOLLYWOOD, California - Britney Spears appeared on The View and was asked about the rumor that she had recently come into quite a bit of money due to a sale she recently made. Spears told Joy Behar that the rumor was in fact true. She said that sh...
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Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!
BEVERLY HILLS - In an amazing turn of events regarding one of the most prolific expousers of the paparazzi phenomenon that has come to be known as 'Upskirt' shots, or as they refer to it up in Oregon, 'Beaver' shots Britney Spears was photographed ex...
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Britney Spears Devastated That She Now Needs Her Father's Permission To Pee
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Britney Spears told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that it seems like her conservatorship case has been dragging on since El Poopooluna volcano erupted 13 miles south of Tijuana, Mexico several years ago. She noted tha…
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Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect
Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...
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Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide
American singer Britney Spears has confirmed a concert tour of 24 venues around the UK. Currently the world's most famous mime artist, she will be following in the footsteps of famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau, and will be appearing at ins...
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Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere to Star in "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL"
LOS ANGELES - The Duffy Bayou-Gauche production of Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL will be in theaters one week before the start of this year's NFL season. Bayou-Gauche said that he worked for three years to secure the rights for the motion pictur...
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Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil
Hot pop musical artist Britney Spears has made sexual verbal ogling towards reality star Kim Kardashian. It has been reported the Britney Spears is a big fan of the lowly rated reality show. The strange and bewildering thing about this story is tha...
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Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
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Britney Spears to play Statue of Liberty in new movie
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Kid Rock Attacks Lip Syncers - Britney Spears Tells Him To Mind His Own Damn Business
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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall
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Britney Spears Adds Third Breast
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Britney's offers make Kevin hurl with laughter
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Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.
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Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers
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Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears
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Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
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Britney Spears Says "The Circus Is Over" Dyes Her Blonde Hair Black
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