The Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning upset, pop sensation Britney Spears has won the coveted Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo award for her picture titled "Oops! I Fixed It Again." The photo features a beaming Spears plugging the…
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Britney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market
MILWAUKEE - (Spoof News) - Move over, Dos Equis guy - there's a new beer spokesperson in town, and she's not just a pretty face! Pop sensation Britney Spears has teamed up with a Milwaukee brewery to launch her very own brew: "Drink Me Baby One More…
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Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart
Britney Spears who sings, dances, and is a sensational handywoman, has now added children's book writer to her repertoire. Sangria Wine with The Dip Sheet News writes that Britney's new book is a fantastic debut, taking the world of children's boo…
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Britney Spears' Surprising New Photos Have Everyone Talking!
LA BREA, Cailfornia - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears has become famous recently with her home improvement projects, but it seems her latest project has caused quite a stir. Photos of the "Oops...I Did It Again" singer furiously banging her big ham…
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Britney Spears Says She Gets Why Guys Love To Caress Her Puppies
BEVERLY HILLS - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears was recently named "The Sexiest Cougar West of The Mississippi" by the male student body of UCLA. She received the award at a luncheon in her honor that was held at the La Brea Tar Pits Coliseum. Br…
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Britney Spears Is Still The Queen of Upskirt Shots
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - When it comes to explicit upskirt shots - no one can touch Britney Spears (no pun intended). The sultry singer was recently named by The Los Angeles Post-Gazette "The Celebrity Who Shows Her Beaver Crotch More Than Any…
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Britney Spears Desperate For Money Agrees To Pose Naked In Playboy
Britney Spears Will Be Starring As Jessica Simpson In The Movie, "The Duke of Hazzard's Daisy Duke - Nude, Rude, and Downright Lewd"
Britney Spears Gives Foreskin Museum Amazing Gift
Carl's Jr. restaurant to name new hamburger after Britney Spears: "The Britney (not so) Famous Star"; other fast-food chains to follow
Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
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"Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears
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Ke$ha Explains The Britney Spears Lesbian Rumors
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Britney Spears Says Her Talentless Haters Can Go Straight To Hell
HOLLYWEIRD - (Spoof News) - Pop princess Britney Spears has proven time and time again that she's a fighter. Not like Rocky Balboa, mind you, but more like a grizzly bear with a bee in its briefs. According to BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, Spears…
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Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - In a shocking turn of events, legendary crooner Tony Bennett, 96, and "Toxic" hitmaker Britney Spears, 41, are reportedly joining forces for an upcoming duet. The two music icons will be recording a song entitled "Hey…
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Praises Britney Spears For Portraying Her So Perfectly
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently spoke with Anderson Cooper and she told him that having just seen the autobiography film about her, she has to say that Britney Spears, who portrayed her did one fantabulous jo…
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Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads
Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.
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Britney Spears Announces That The British Heavy Metal Band, Camel Toe, Will Open Up For Her Upcoming Tour
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just announced that the "Oops!...I Did It Again!" girl, Britney Spears has hired the United Kingdom band, Camel Toe, to open up for her on her upcoming, "Yes, It's Little Ole Me, And I'm Stil…
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Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…
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Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!
BEVERLY HILLS - In an amazing turn of events regarding one of the most prolific expousers of the paparazzi phenomenon that has come to be known as 'Upskirt' shots, or as they refer to it up in Oregon, 'Beaver' shots Britney Spears was photographed ex...
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Britney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears the blonde songstress, who is 41, but looks 39, told a reporter with The Daily Drama, that contrary to what two ex-boyfriends have said, her muffin (aka beaver) is not at all lopsided. Spears told Cindere…
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Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HARD ON-LINE)-- Toxic shock tween twat extrordinaire, Britney Spears, came out swinging on here website, berating the tabloids & cursing out her business manager and close family for trying to keep control of B...
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Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book
Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander, has just published a stunning tell-all novel about the pop princess turned Poppin' Fresh Dough Girl that reveals a myriad of stunning secrets about the star, including her ties to the secr...
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Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!
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Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Praises Britney Spears For Portraying Her So Perfectly
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Britney Spears Is Still The Queen of Upskirt Shots
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Britney Spears Insists That Her Pussy Is Not Lopsided
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Britney Spears' Surprising New Photos Have Everyone Talking!
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The Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears
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Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book
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Britney Spears in the Zone with Nazi Skinheads
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Britney Spears Announces That The British Heavy Metal Band, Camel Toe, Will Open Up For Her Upcoming Tour
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Britney Spears Says She Gets Why Guys Love To Caress Her Puppies
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Britney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
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Britney Spears Says Her Talentless Haters Can Go Straight To Hell
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Britney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market
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Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart
