Funny story - Texts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)

Texts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)

THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN, BRITNEY SPEARS, DONALD TRUMP, AND KANYE WEST Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I will invade any country that I want to fucking…

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Funny story - A List of 10 Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions For 2022

A List of 10 Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions For 2022

A LIST OF 10 CELEBRITY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2022 - TAYLOR SWIFT – She wants to get at least three new boyfriends by Valentine's Day, so she can break up with them, and write her first three hit songs of the year. - DONALD TRUMP – Vows to…

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Funny story - Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"

Hollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"

Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…

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Funny story - Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless

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Funny story - Britney sues vagina for divorce

Britney sues vagina for divorce

Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.

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Funny story - "Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears

"Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears

Actor Jason Alexander, the short, stocky and balding actor of "Seinfeld" fame, awoke this morning after a long night of partying, and was stunned but visibly aroused after reading the USA Today and learning that he had married pop star Brit...

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Funny story - Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book

Britney's Freemason Ties Exposed in Tell-All Book

Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Allen Alexander, has just published a stunning tell-all novel about the pop princess turned Poppin' Fresh Dough Girl that reveals a myriad of stunning secrets about the star, including her ties to the secr...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Finally Reveals Who Her New Lover Is - And It Will Shock You!

Britney Spears Finally Reveals Who Her New Lover Is - And It Will Shock You!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months and months of denying the identity of her new lover, Britney Spears has finally confessed the man's name to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior reporter Pico de Gallo. Spears met de Gallo at The Tipsy Tadpole…

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Funny story - Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk

Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk. NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space ex…

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Funny story - Britney Spears Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract With Corona Extra Beer

Britney Spears Signs a Multi-Million Dollar Contract With Corona Extra Beer

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Britney Spears recently sat down with Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle at a local Jack-in-the-Box in West Holly. Spears told Miss Jiggle that she has just signed a $6.6 million contract to be the official spokes…

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Funny story - Britney Spears Sells The Nudist Resort She Bought In 2009

Britney Spears Sells The Nudist Resort She Bought In 2009

HOLLYWOOD, California - Britney Spears appeared on The View and was asked about the rumor that she had recently come into quite a bit of money due to a sale she recently made. Spears told Joy Behar that the rumor was in fact true. She said that sh...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!

Britney Spears Caught Exiting Out Of A Car With Underwear On!

BEVERLY HILLS - In an amazing turn of events regarding one of the most prolific expousers of the paparazzi phenomenon that has come to be known as 'Upskirt' shots, or as they refer to it up in Oregon, 'Beaver' shots Britney Spears was photographed ex...

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Funny story - Britney Spears Devastated That She Now Needs Her Father's Permission To Pee

Britney Spears Devastated That She Now Needs Her Father's Permission To Pee

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Britney Spears told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that it seems like her conservatorship case has been dragging on since El Poopooluna volcano erupted 13 miles south of Tijuana, Mexico several years ago. She noted tha…

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Funny story - Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...

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Funny story - Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

American singer Britney Spears has confirmed a concert tour of 24 venues around the UK. Currently the world's most famous mime artist, she will be following in the footsteps of famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau, and will be appearing at ins...

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Funny story - Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

At a press conference in Seattle early this morning, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, firmly denied having received oral sex from deranged pop star Britney Spears.

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Funny story - Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere to Star in "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL"

Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere to Star in "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL"

LOS ANGELES - The Duffy Bayou-Gauche production of Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL will be in theaters one week before the start of this year's NFL season. Bayou-Gauche said that he worked for three years to secure the rights for the motion pictur...

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Funny story - New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes

New Chewing Gum for Butt Holes

CHICAGO--The Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company (NYSE: WWY), a leading player in the candy market, is launching a new line of chewing gum for your stinky ass. JUICY BUNS & BUTT SAVERS! Part of the new "Fanny-Fresh" li...

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Funny story - Is Pink the New Black?

Is Pink the New Black?

The battle among pop stars continues as singer and songwriter Pink (Alecia Moore) said that Britney Spears is "not a true artist." Pink had mentioned Britney by name in a song from earlier in her career, saying that she's "tired of...

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Funny story - Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Kim Kardashian wants a lesbian tango with Britney Spears for $1 mil

Hot pop musical artist Britney Spears has made sexual verbal ogling towards reality star Kim Kardashian. It has been reported the Britney Spears is a big fan of the lowly rated reality show. The strange and bewildering thing about this story is tha...

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