One of Al-Qaeda's leading spies, Hanji Mir Azis was recently arrested as he sat in Yankee Stadium watching a game between the Yanks and the world champion Houston Astros.
Mir Azis is considered to be one of the world's most prolific spies, who has managed to infiltrate the governments of Portugal, the United Kingdom, Russia, Kamgooganda, and Costa Rica.
The Al-Qaeda spy, who is married with nine children was allegedly attending the game with a member of the New York City Rockettes, who has been identified as Marcia Markalini, 29.
Amidst the chaos of the arrest, mischievous the Yankee's 3-year-old bull-mastiff team mascot decided it was the perfect moment to make a move and humped Mir Azis' leg which was broadcast in graphic detail on the stadium's Jumbotron.
SIDENOTE: When Mir Azis was asked by an arresting officer, which Yankee is his favorite he replied, "Oh dat's an easy one bro, Aaron Judge hands down."
