The nation's number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic's 'Sultry'

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 July 2023

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This model says that since using 'Sultry' her sex life has increased by 69%.

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry," by Cover Chick Cosmetics has just hit the cosmetic market.

According to a representative with CCC, the new lipstick has several secret ingredients that make it not only waterproof, but that also make it the most lasciviously luscious lipstick in the lipstick business.

It has even overtaken the "dog lipstick", first popularised by the hit TV show Family Guy in 1999, as the nation's favourite.

"Sultry" has an ingredient named Wowalicious, which is made from the belly buttons of beavers.

One of the properties of Wowalicious is that when a woman who is wearing the lipstick kisses her husband, boyfriend, and or both, it sends a libidonous shock wave through both of their lips which end up stirring up the sexual hormones. Let's just say It makes a dog's lipstick pop out in a split-second!

SIDENOTE: To view a passion-filled video of a woman and man engaging in amorous kisses go to www.sultrylipstickpassion.hotdog.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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