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Funny story: Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Form Bezos-Musk Inc.

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Form Bezos-Musk Inc.

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The two richest men in the world have just joined forces to form what pundits are calling a super-colossal company. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk recently met at the Buckaroo Bunkhouse Barbecue Restaurant in Austin, wher…

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Funny story: Elon Musk is Building The World’s Most Amazing Floating Asteroid Belt Station

Elon Musk is Building The World’s Most Amazing Floating Asteroid Belt Station

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Houston state that the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, is in the process of building what will be a truly astonishing Floating Asteroid Belt Station. The station named Vesuvius, after his pet sa…

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Funny story: Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World

Elon Musk’s New Planetary Telescope is The Most Powerful in The World

HOUSTON, Texas – (Satire News) – The richest man in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the amazing Musk Busybody Planetary Telescope, which he has nicknamed "Ringo". The entrepreneur, who is the father of the Tesla, the SpaceX Starship, and…

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Funny story: Guatemala’s Drug Cartel-Owned Soccer Team Remains Undefeated

Guatemala’s Drug Cartel-Owned Soccer Team Remains Undefeated

GUATEMALA CITY - (Sports Satire) – Paloma Bocalinda, 26, with El Platano News Agency, has been covering the Central American Liga de Soccer games since the season started. She reported that the Guatemala City Banananistas soundly defeated the Pla…

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Funny story: The World’s Two Richest Men, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, Both Want PornHub So Bad They Can Taste It

The World’s Two Richest Men, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, Both Want PornHub So Bad They Can Taste It

DETROIT – (Satire News) – PornHub, the lasciviously pornographic video-sharing website, has just confirmed that the world’s two riches billionaires, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, want to purchase the extremely profitable site. PornHub owners Zetta an…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World

Elon Musk Says His New SpaceX Starship Will Be Out-of-This-World

BOCA CHICA, Texas – The industrial entrepreneur designer of the Tesla, has informed the news media that, within a few years, he will be sending passengers to the Moon. He told RumorLand News that the passenger version of his SpaceX Starship will b…

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Funny story: Pyramids were not built by aliens, Egypt tells Musk

Pyramids were not built by aliens, Egypt tells Musk

Egypt has invited billionaire Elon Musk to visit the country and see for himself that its famous pyramids were not built by aliens. Incredibly, Musk had tweeted support for 'conspiracy theorists' who say that the famous landmarks were constructed…

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Funny story: China Starts New Company Called Space EX, Claims It is Not Copyright Infringement

China Starts New Company Called Space EX, Claims It is Not Copyright Infringement

Wuhan - Chinese officials announced a new company that will take over all of their space exploration and research, calling it Space EX. "It is not like Space X, our company name has an "E" in it," said the Company Chair Eloon Musckox, "We would ne...

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Funny story: Elon Musk discovers space station orbiting Earth

Elon Musk discovers space station orbiting Earth

This week, SpaceX launched the first ever rocket from US soil into space, and the crew were astonished to find a strange alien space station already orbiting the Earth. "It was totally unexpected," said baboon-faced Musk. "We thought we were the p...

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Funny story: SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

Cape Canaveral: Not that Elon Musk is trying to make a point with Donald Trump, (Who can?), but the Space X rocket launch was postponed, not because of raindrops, but because the rocket is being fixed with a face mask. Thinking people started ask...

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Funny story: Elon Musck To New Baby: Get A Job Kid!

Elon Musck To New Baby: Get A Job Kid!

Elon Musck and his wife welcomed their first child into the pandemic tired world yesterday. Musck who has had exceedingly little good to say about stay-at-home orders, was not about to let his newborn soften his stance. "She needs to get out on he...

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Funny story: Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

(Torrance, California) The eyes of a nervous and uncertain nation turned towards the West this week, as self-made billionaire, Elon Musk, took to the Internet to express his frustration with his state government’s lockdown orders, to preserve human l...

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Funny story: Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

THE sponsors of America’s first manned commercial space flight have been announced as Viagra. Elon Musk, who runs Space X, the company ready to launch its first two astronauts into orbit shortly, said that the sponsorship deal had attracted stiff...

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Funny story: Elon Musk Creates Time Machine, Sends Tesla Cybertruck Into The Past

Elon Musk Creates Time Machine, Sends Tesla Cybertruck Into The Past

When Elon Musk announced his plans to create a time machine back in April of 2016, many in the scientific community were skeptical of the entrepreneur’s ability to take on such a formidable task. Despite the reservations, many in attendance at the pr...

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Funny story: “View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

“View From Under The Bus” opens Thursday with sparkling cast

Star-studded and “brilliant,” according to The New York Times, the story of Joe Biden’s “noble sacrifice” is already getting rave reviews. Mr. Biden is the unfortunate tragic hero, sacrificed when Democrats surge into impeachment conflict with Mr...

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Funny story: The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'.

The Billionaires Of The World Record a Remake Of Micheal Jackson's 'We Are The World'. (A Very Different Version) Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in...

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Funny story: Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

A self-driving car has reportedly struck a moon-walking pedestrian this morning in San Francisco. Speaking on behalf of Testa Motors, Noel Skum stated that the computers in current self-driving cars have difficulty determining the direction of tr...

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