AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest retail outlet has just announced plans to open up the world's largest factory warehouse in the world. The outlet will be located in the Lake Enchilada neighborhood of Tijuana. Musk stated that…
Elon ... buddy, talk to me, babe ... Enquiring minds want to know ... did you ever bang Ghislaine Maxwell? I’ll be the first to say: she’s kinda hot. You know, if you have a mother fixation – all MILF all the time, maybe even some hot GILF act…
Being the richest man in the world, Elon Musk wants to buy the moon next. Any country that dares to land any piece of hardware onto its surface will need a permit first, then they’ll be charged for every footprint they leave on Elon’s moon’s surf…
Elon Musk doesn’t like when he tells his employees to “get back to work” and a few of them respond “What an asshole!” instead of “Yes, sir, thank you, sir, you are god, sir.” In merry old Europe, the poor once lived on land owned by the rich. The…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The word coming out of Marjorie Taylor's Greene's lips of love is that she wants to put an end to the rumor that she will be getting a tattoo on her ass. MTG, said that, she thinks that the viciously vicious butt tattoo…
Elon Musk is already being sued for alleged racism and harassment on Twitter, even before his bid to buy the company is finalized. The lawsuit is being filed by multiple users who claim to have been subjected to an increase in racial harassment on th…
Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He once voted left-wing, now he’s seriously thinking about voting to the right. When one is poor and has nothing and can’t get ahead in the world, you want your nation to help you out. When one has mo…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire universe has just announced an astounding cure for the dreaded female period. Chemists for Bezos-Musk Inc., after extensive research studies have discovered a pill, that when ta…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, One of the richest men in the world has now also become one of the world's biggest jerks. Musk, is acting like an immature, crybaby, simply because President Biden, has…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the heart of Texas is that the largest corporation in the world is looking into purchasing the country of Denmark. The Alpha Beta News Agency has just broken the unbelievable story, which reporter…
ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando. Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun inte…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The world's largest corporation, which is bigger than Walmart, Sony, McDonalds, Exxon-Mobil, and Toys-R-Us put together has just made an astonishingly astounding announcement. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writ…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The much-hated, despised, and totally worthless Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally, FINALLY found someone in the United States who he actually likes and who likes him. Melania Trump has just informed info guru A…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who is one of the world's richest indivivuals, along with Jeff Bezos, has decided to purchase Twitter. The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper reports that Musky, as first lady Dr. Jill Biden, calls him, is so fucking…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
According to Elon Musk spokespersons, he has a nose for opportunities. Not satisfied with merely the purchase of Twitter, he is now moving the goal posts toward additional targets for his billionaire appetite. He would take the CEO role for var…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who along with Jeff Bezos, are the proud owners of the largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., have just made an astounding announcement. Jeff and Elon, have just purchased Twitter, and they h…
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