Gay News: After his lawsuit against the famed rugby star was rejected by a Florida state judge in May, sneaky tranny Serman asked the court to reconsider but got denied by the same judge on June 2. Serman was born Mary Lovelace. At the age of 18-y…
Biblical “scholars” are frightened and confused by a certain passage in the Bible that is being brought into a new light, via Twitter and other anger-inducing web pages. Now let’s get one thing clear: this occurs in the Old Testament part, not the…
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…
Press Extra reports that the notorious buccaneer Jean Lafitte, who was known as "The Terror of The Gulf" was actually bi-sexual. The pirate who terrorized the gulf region from Galveston (Texas) to Key West (Florida), during the early 1800's is all…
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, every gay that was living in Alabama (89) has now left the state. QP stated that most have gone to New York City, with some moving to San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Las Vegas, Baltimore, and O…
King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagr…
A miracle was seen in the sky over Kampala, Uganda... a rainbow! Immediately, government forces took aim with their outdated rifles and shot volleys into the seven colors hanging beneath a cloud—for no good reason! President Yoweri Kaguta Musev…
In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has always reached out to everyone, and as they say in their TV commercials, our hamburger buns do not differentiate between gays, straights, egnostics, Democrats, Republicans, atheists, or alcoholics.
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is always trying to stay steps ahead of the competition. And in that vein they have just announced that they are now introducing their new and improved Rainbow Ketchup, which has no calories, no sod…
LANSING, Michigan - (Satire News) - The state of Michigan has said that enough is enough and that's fucking enough. Gov. Gretchen "The Babe" Whitmer has made it known that the act of same sex canoodling has gotten a bit out of hand. The governo…
This just in for churches in Kentucky and Tennessee and other “kiss my grits” states … preachers, pastors, reverends, and whatever else Christian clergy call themselves, will no longer be allowed to wear religious vestments of any kind … due to a new…
MIAMI BEACH, Florida - (Fast Food Satire) - Burger King has always been a friend of the LGBTQ community recently donating over 3,000 Whopper Burgers to the homeless, needy, and hungry gays and lesbians of south Florida. And in keeping with their d…
Nashville, TN – Suffice it to say that Governor Bill Lee absolutely hates the high school picture of him circulating the Internet dressed in women’s clothing. When asked whether he dressed in drag in a 1977 yearbook photo, he angrily responded,…
Tennessee has a new Anti Drag Queen law - being signed by a Governor who dressed in Drag when young. Police in East Nutbush a suburb of Nashville - recently started to arrest a 'Woman' for violating the new Law of Imitating a Woman in Public and…
The Tennessee legislature, according to CCN, is passing a law to ban Drag show performers - basically banning drag shows. (And the Governor is ready to sign the Bill.) The law makes it a Felony for any person to be a Male or Female Impersona…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency writes that the S.F. City Council has voted down the city's new proposed gay slogan. Council Member Greggy Skywax, told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, who has a gay grandmother (maternal…
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