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Funny story: The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public

The Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.” Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos…

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Funny story: Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades

Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The extremely homophobic state of Alabama has just passed a law that will prohibit any homosexualized group, organization, or entity from having a parade within the city limits of any town or city in the state.

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Funny story: Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada

Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – Liverpool’s Channel 92 Eye-Wittnesser News has reported that Canada is truly upset at the fact that the British government will be relocating tens of thousands of Gays and Lesbians from England to Canada. A repre…

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Funny story: Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The state of Mississippi is thrilled at the fact that there are only three gays residing in the entire state. A spokesperson for the bright red state, who said his name was Bubba, told reporter Margarita M…

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Funny story: The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Many golfing writers, enthusiasts, and fans all agree that the best thing to ever happen to the Ladies Professional Golf Association is namely one hot, sexy, gorgeously delicious babe named Paige Spiranac. The big…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours

Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality. The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho…

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Funny story: The 2021 San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant Is Won By A Male San Francisco Detective

The 2021 San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant Is Won By A Male San Francisco Detective

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – This year’s San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant was held at the famed Sidesaddle Coliseum in Chinatown. The event, in it’s 27th year, has become the premier transgender pageant in the entire nation. Contesta…

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Funny story: Trump thwarted multiple sexual advances by pillow guy Mike Lindell

Trump thwarted multiple sexual advances by pillow guy Mike Lindell

Pillow Guy Mike Lindell has had a few problems as of late, mostly legal and personal in nature it seems. The latest of his problems to come to light is he seems to have a physical attraction to former president Donald J. Trump. An observer close t…

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection

Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection

In a lovely, heart-warming moment for gay pride and diversity, children’s entertainer Phillip Schofield, who recently told the world that he is gay, and had been deceiving his wife about his sexuality for 27 years, admitted that, in order, to have se...

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Funny story: London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey To Interview Jussie Smollett In TV Special

Oprah Winfrey is to interview former Empire actor Jussie Smollett in a TV Special which will be broadcast live on air on her OWN channel this Sunday evening at 8pm. Smollett is the man who has been accused of staging a bogus attack on himself, whi...

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Funny story: Homophobe Pride Parade to go ahead

Homophobe Pride Parade to go ahead

In Butte, Montana, an unusual event is due to take place later this month. While many cities around the world are celebrating gay pride with a parade, in Butte a group of homophobes will march through the streets. Organiser Geoff Muncher explaine...

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Funny story: Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...

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Funny story: Homos, Lesbos, Psychos, Weirdos, Paedos

Homos, Lesbos, Psychos, Weirdos, Paedos

Homos, homos, everywhere, Can you see them? Without a care Trumped as 'normal' Don't stand and stare! Yeah, yeah, yeah... Lesbos, lesbos, everywhere Can you see them? They don't care Completely acceptable "Let's be fair!" Yeah, yeah, yeah... Psychos, psychos, everywhere Can you see them? Going spare Live and let live... If you dare! Yeah, yeah, yeah... Weirdos, we...

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Funny story: Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

Paleontology Department at Harvard to study Student group's demand

"Trigger Words" wanted removed from classification of ancient hominid. A local student rights group, centered out of Bud Hert Hall, has demanded a renaming of one of this planet's ancient inhabitants. Though not seen for eons, this human-type's p...

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Funny story: Homophobe Relieved To Find Lesbian Couple Actually Woman and Man With Cancer

Homophobe Relieved To Find Lesbian Couple Actually Woman and Man With Cancer

27 year old homophobe Chris Terny was sitting in his favorite local restaurant last Tuesday when he witnessed what he believed to be a lesbian couple walk-in and sit next to him. "I was disgusted, I mean, you see a lot of this stuff on T.V, but r...

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Funny story: Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump

Hillary Clinton yesterday said one-half of Trump's backers belonged in a "basket of deplorables" because they are racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it." "Politicians are supposed to flatter voters not attack them," sai...

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