CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - Mickey D's has always reached out to everyone, and as they say in their TV commercials, our hamburger buns do not differentiate between gays, straights, egnostics, Democrats, Republicans, atheists, or alcoholics.
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is always trying to stay steps ahead of the competition. And in that vein they have just announced that they are now introducing their new and improved Rainbow Ketchup, which has no calories, no sod…
LANSING, Michigan - (Satire News) - The state of Michigan has said that enough is enough and that's fucking enough. Gov. Gretchen "The Babe" Whitmer has made it known that the act of same sex canoodling has gotten a bit out of hand. The governo…
This just in for churches in Kentucky and Tennessee and other “kiss my grits” states … preachers, pastors, reverends, and whatever else Christian clergy call themselves, will no longer be allowed to wear religious vestments of any kind … due to a new…
MIAMI BEACH, Florida - (Fast Food Satire) - Burger King has always been a friend of the LGBTQ community recently donating over 3,000 Whopper Burgers to the homeless, needy, and hungry gays and lesbians of south Florida. And in keeping with their d…
Nashville, TN – Suffice it to say that Governor Bill Lee absolutely hates the high school picture of him circulating the Internet dressed in women’s clothing. When asked whether he dressed in drag in a 1977 yearbook photo, he angrily responded,…
Tennessee has a new Anti Drag Queen law - being signed by a Governor who dressed in Drag when young. Police in East Nutbush a suburb of Nashville - recently started to arrest a 'Woman' for violating the new Law of Imitating a Woman in Public and…
The Tennessee legislature, according to CCN, is passing a law to ban Drag show performers - basically banning drag shows. (And the Governor is ready to sign the Bill.) The law makes it a Felony for any person to be a Male or Female Impersona…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency writes that the S.F. City Council has voted down the city's new proposed gay slogan. Council Member Greggy Skywax, told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, who has a gay grandmother (maternal…
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - A Pocatello's Eye Spectator News Channel 99 reporter reports that two Idaho state troopers caught two female residents engaging in a lesbionic act. The two women, one 28, and the other one 26, were spotted making…
RU Paul got all his ex - Drag contestants together and is starting a Charity football team - the Hollywood Rhinestones. A lot of these guys played 'Ball' in high school - so are familiar with the game. I saw them play a local team in Palo Al…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly elected GOP governor of the Anvil State of Arkansas, Sara "The Pillsbury Gal" Huckabee Sanders, is fit to be tied at the rampant lesbionic rumors that are swirling from the Left Coast to the Right Coa…
You can tell who Gay by the Jeans is. The Gays wear supper tight Yoga - Pant type Jeans - showing the ass crack. Regular guys only wear semi - tight yoga - type Jeans to show off their 'Junk'. Science thinks it may be in the Genes. It is impossi…
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - National Rumblings reporter Traci Diddle reports that a transgender weatherwoman from Winston-Salem's Channel 69, has just been named The Sexiest Transgender In America. Miss Diddle reports that Bijo…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has stated that they are organizing an anti LGBTQ protest aimed at a brand new restaurant located in the heart of San Francisco. The eatery is an off-shoot of Jack-In-The-Box and is named Jaqueline-…
Ted Cruz thinks that when the Supreme Court voted to legalize same-sex marriage, they did bad! Is this ‘cuz the current Nazi SOTUS overturned Roe V Wade? Or is it because radical Republicans have become emboldened by the presidency of Trump tha…
PARIS, France - (Satire News) - The city of Paris is sad to report that they have had to cancel this year's Annual Bi-Sexual Ooh La La Parade. The parade was first started back in 1991, by two lesbionic sisters Francine and Fifi Daffodil. This…
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