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Monday, 12 July 2010

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Can Easily Lose Tabloids Here!

After dodging reporters for several days now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have told a group of friends to tell everyone they are headed for some 'R & R' in Japan.

Alice Johns, part time actress and friend of Stewart, stated that the couple simply wanted some time alone.

"It was mainly to get away from you guys in the Press. They say that they have told you up front that they have some things to work out and that should be enough. Something happened that could have hurt their relationship but it hasn't. It really hasn't."

Meanwhile, Taylor Lautner finally clammed up also. "I've had my say. Want to know what I'm doing, I'm getting ready for a new adventure movie...and no, I'm not a werewolf..nor do I play one in my next movie."

Lautner hurried on but was later seen shaking his head as he saw several paparazzi heading into the airport.

"If I were in that situation, I think I'd disguise myself and leave the whole scene for several months. But, then again, wonder what the press reports would be running while they were missing? 'Patterson/Kristen captured by Pirates!'?"

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