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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

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The jail cell outside Nashville where Swift is being held.

NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird, Taylor Swift, 19, was arrested by members of the Country Music Hall of Shame this afternoon, taken in by the Nashville cops, for the crime of "Over exposure," sources say.

Often called the hardest working star in Country Music, by herself among others, the songstress was, oddly enough, unwilling to talk with this Spoof reporter when contacted at her solicitor's office. Attorney Ron Paul told me, "Ms. Swift intends to fight these slanders all the way to the US Supreme Court if necessary."

I asked him what other slanders had been leveled against her and he told me, "The one about the Jail Matron's being unable to find any evidence of secondary sexual characteristics common to females her age, such as hooters."

In point of fact, the matron's report went on to state that the "prisoner has smaller titties than Republican pinup girl, Ann Coulter. Although she does have better legs, a better rear end, and better taste in men (except for that John whatitzguy that screwed Jennifer Anniston, and that cow, Jessica Simpson."

Property siezed by the corrections officers included one well worn chastity belt with a false bottom piece, and Taylor Lautner's photo (with his head mostly inked out).

Bail has not been set. The rest of the Country Music singers want a chance to record a few records first.

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