There were 1,770 spoof news stories published in July 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: The Beautiful Lusciously Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Showcase Her "Undercover Vagina" in PlayGuy Magazine"

The Beautiful Lusciously Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Showcase Her "Undercover Vagina" in PlayGuy Magazine"

BROOKLYN - Russian spy Anna Chapman was having dinner in Brooklyn's famous Hey Youse Restaurant when she was asked about the rumor going around that she had been asked to appear in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Chapman, winked and pointed ou...
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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat

Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat

Police have revealed that as the search for Raoul Moat has entered it's 6th day, the nearby search for Paul Gascoigne is entering it's second week. "We need to speak to Mr Gascoigne urgently about the disappearance of a distillery in Blyth and the...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...
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Funny story: Synonyms For Masturbation For Women

Synonyms For Masturbation For Women

Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Brushing your afro Buttering your bagel Checking for squirrels Checking the foxhole Checking the oil Checking the status of the I/O port Cleaning my fur coat Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Defrosting the freezer Dialling the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging for my keys Doing...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

After dodging reporters for several days now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have told a group of friends to tell everyone they are headed for some 'R & R' in Japan. Alice Johns, part time actress and friend of Stewart, stated that the c...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift

Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift

QUEEN BESS ISLAND, Louisiana - The Ontario, Canada native Justin Bieber was visiting the Bayou State and actually helping out the locals gather up the dreaded, yicky, yucky Louisiana Tar Balls and putting them in tar ball containers. Bieber said t...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear

Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear

Country music singer Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit in a Nashville court yesterday against Clear Skin Acne Medication. Taylor, a teenage winner of multiple Grammy Awards, said in her lawsuit that the product made her already tiny tits "just disappear...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The little lost and found, lost and found girl, Lindsay Lohan may just have finally found what she has been looking for, for so many years. After going through a turbulent up and down relationship with DJ Samantha "Bow-Wow" Ronso...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Sex Scandal Rumours Just Weren't True

Steven Gerrard Sex Scandal Rumours Just Weren't True

Ummm....It appears that Skoob News was actually given duff information regarding the Steven Gerrard sex scandal rumours, which we never elaborated on anyway, because we couldn't be sure. It turns out that Gerrard's wife, Alex, doesn't even have a...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Doesn't Deny That She Is Pregnant

Miley Cyrus Doesn't Deny That She Is Pregnant

Not again? Maybe not, but this time it is sounding more truthful and it's being buzzed about more than ever. The latest buzz out of Hollywood, besides the condition of Cheryl Cole, is that once again it is thought that Miley Cyrus is pregnant.
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Funny story: 103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

103 Reasons Not To Get Married!

"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...
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Funny story: Madeleine McCann found Live and Well

Madeleine McCann found Live and Well

In dramatic news emerging this morning, we can confirm that Madeleine McCann has been discovered alive and well. Unbelievably, she was found hiding under the bed, in the very apartment that she went missing from over three years ago on 3rd May 200...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag has single handedly helped to make her plastic surgeon a bonafide millionaire. "Plastic Woman" stated that after 38 surgeries, she just recently went in to get a type of 'tune up.' She said that her last surgery was an...
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Funny story: 274,240 Porn Apps Created in First Hour After iPhone Legal Jailbreak Ruling

274,240 Porn Apps Created in First Hour After iPhone Legal Jailbreak Ruling

In the only growth seen in the American business landscape since President George W. Bush broke the world, software developers created nearly 300,000 pornographic iPhone apps in one hour, after The Library of Congress ruled that owners of Apple Inc.'...
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Funny story: Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra

Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra

Climatologists have long insisted that greenhouse gas warming was supposed to create a telltale warming of the troposphere, or of the oceans. The trouble is, instrumental readings show no such evidence. Since global warming theory requires the he...
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Funny story: Shock Revelation - Liam Gallagher Only 5'8" Tall!

Shock Revelation - Liam Gallagher Only 5'8" Tall!

Liam Gallagher fans were left shocked, stunned, amazed, and in no small part deflated today by the earth-shattering revelation that Liam Gallagher is only 5'8" tall. The former hell raising Oasis frontman had kind of implied that he was a bit bigg...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Full Statement

Steven Gerrard Issues Full Statement

In a hastily convened press conference from Steven Gerrard's temporary home at a hotel in Southport, Steven Gerrard, England and Liverpool captain met with reporters and issued a formal statement in response to the flurry of internet rumours which ha...
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Funny story: Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

This one was a turn up for the books as Skoob News confronted Harry Potter actress Emily Watson and demanded to know if she had, in fact, blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, her Harry Potter co-stars. Prompted by showbiz correspondent, Buffty...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton resigns as Secretary of State, plans Presidential run in 2012

Hillary Clinton resigns as Secretary of State, plans Presidential run in 2012

Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a press conference that she intends to resign as Secretary of State and run for President of The United States. When asked why, Hillary responded "I am fed up with Barack Hussein Obama, I admit his Presidency is ille...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Star With Jay Leno In "The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head"

Justin Bieber Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Star With Jay Leno In "The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head"

LOS ANGELES - Walt Disney Productions in association with Lions Face Motion Pictures has just announced that they will soon begin production on the non-animated film The Adventures of Mr. Potato Head. The motion picture will star teen stars Justin...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Marry Derek Hough - Ashley Cole To Be Best Man

Cheryl Cole To Marry Derek Hough - Ashley Cole To Be Best Man

Reports are filtering through that Cheryl Cole is to tie the knot with Dancing Derek Hough later this year in Las Vegas and that Ashley Cole is to be the best man. Cheryl, who is rumoured to be considering entering Dancing With The Stars with Danc...
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Funny story: Apple Opens Shanghai Store, iPads Protest

Apple Opens Shanghai Store, iPads Protest

Saturday's opening of an Apple store in Shanghai did not go exactly as planned. A dozen iPads did not do their company proud. On their arrival on Thursday, they kept on ordering Chinese takeout and ate much more than they should have. Then, o...
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Funny story: What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

While all the cameras were flashing and the whole crew were available at the premier of Twilight: Eclipse, why was Kristen Stewart hiding her forehead? Immediately after the event, as Stewart had left the stage early, every reporter went out to ge...
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Funny story: Upskirt Photograph Of Kirstie Alley Kills Cameraman!

Upskirt Photograph Of Kirstie Alley Kills Cameraman!

Willie Jenkins, a cameraman who has worked for several tabloids as a free agent and had moved to a permanent spot on the National Pisser, has lain in wait in a cellar under a popular package store for two weeks waiting to catch any stars coming out c...
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Funny story: Brenda Song and Boo Boo Stewart Are Secretly Dating

Brenda Song and Boo Boo Stewart Are Secretly Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Brenda Song's pedicurist, Babette "Bitzy" McHelmut, has stated that Brenda confided in her that for the past week she has been dating one of the stars of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Boo Boo Stewart. McHelmut said that Brenda told her t...
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Funny story: Paul The Psychic Octopus Is English!

Paul The Psychic Octopus Is English!

Those bloody Germans have been at it again. Not satisfied with finishing 3rd in the World Cup, hammering England 4-1, and marmalising the Argies 4-0, they wheel out a bloody psychic octopus. What they keep rather quiet about though, is that Paul t...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson. As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little truth and a lot of ad...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand! On a thread from 'Pattaya Gir...
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Funny story: Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

World's richest club Manchester City have admitted they've made a major pre-season blunder after signing Spanish winger David Silva for £24m - they thought he was David Villa. The bloomer came to light today after City organised a Press conference...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Finds A Catcher's Mitt In His Hamburger

Justin Bieber Finds A Catcher's Mitt In His Hamburger

VENICE BEACH, California - Justin Bieber and one of his best friends, Nathan Kress, from Nickelodeon's hit show iCarly stopped in to have some hamburgers and fries at Hungry Hanks Humongous Hamburger Haven. After Justin had taken the second bite o...
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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart: No Wedding Plans Until Twilight Is Over

Pattinson, Stewart: No Wedding Plans Until Twilight Is Over

Robert Pattinson has told reporters that once the Twilight series is over and done with, he and Kristen (Stewart) will talk about any wedding plans. Pattinson stated that it was extremely difficult for them to be together anywhere while the "Twili...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To Pack Their Bags...Ahh Suitcases And Go On Back Home

America's Got Talent: The Denver Belly Dancers, Kaya and Sadie Told To Pack Their Bags...Ahh Suitcases And Go On Back Home

HOLLYWOOD - In what Nick "The Stick" Cannon called one of the biggest surprises in the two years that he has been hosting America's Got Talent, the Denver belly dancing duo of Kaya and Sadie were sent home by the judges. Piers Morgan said that alt...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

DETROIT - The little girl who wants to be a big girl real bad and her new friend Taylor Lautner were reportedly in Detroit, aka MoTown hanging out and letting it all hang out. Miley who has pole danced, lap danced, and gone knicker-less in the pas...
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Funny story: Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Sexy Super Spy Anna Chapman's Ginger Vagina Deported To Moss Cow

Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying. And having a ginger vagina. Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions he...
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Funny story: Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude, naked, wearing a tiny bikini in Hawaii, or...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"

LOS ANGELES - Three of the most popular teenage singers in American have signed to record the song that Britney Spears took all the way to number one back in March, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched." Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovat...
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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Signed Up By TV Channel

Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Signed Up By TV Channel

Fears among industry insiders that Channel 5 would be dumbed down to greater depths than ever before, following its recent purchase by media tycoon Ricardo Dismal were reinforced today by the announcement that the man with the world's largest penis a...
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Funny story: Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks

Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks

Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson completed his first signing in what is being looked upon as an extensive restructuring programme, when he secured a four year contract for out of contract midfielder Joe Cole. Insiders say that the new kop boss has set h...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole dumps Sarah Purnell...by text.

Ashley Cole dumps Sarah Purnell...by text.

Following our revelation yesterday, that Ashley Cole's latest conquest is Russian-born lady-boy, Lickya Balsov, we can today reveal that Cole has dumped Sarah Purnell....by text! Purnell, a 23 year old lap-dancer, had been linked romantically with...
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Funny story: John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise

John Terry And Steven Gerrard To Holiday Together In Benidorm In Bonding Exercise

Unreliable sources reliably inform us unreliably that John Terry and Steven Gerrard are to holiday together in Benidorm with their respective partners in a teambuilding cum bonding exercise - following England's monumental World Cup fuck up, which th...
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Funny story: Eminem Admits California Gurls is Better Song Than Love The Way You Lie

Eminem Admits California Gurls is Better Song Than Love The Way You Lie

In 2007, Eminem said his career was in limbo. Sadly, for those of us with ears, Em has since "Relapsed" and is now in "Recovery." And, while Eminem currently holds Billboard's #1 position with 'Love The Way You Lie', he believes there are plenty...
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Funny story: Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...
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Funny story: Teaching Robots Fired for Bad Behavior

Teaching Robots Fired for Bad Behavior

When the New Trends School in California announced at the beginning of summer that all their human teachers were being replaced by teaching robots, there was weeping and the gnashing of teeth. That was from the teachers. On the other hand, students...
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Funny story: Fairy Tales For Tourettes sufferers. Goldibolox and the three bears

Fairy Tales For Tourettes sufferers. Goldibolox and the three bears

Once upon a time, a little slut named Goldibolox was walking through the forest. She came upon a small house, and thought, hello, I think I will burgle that place. The little bastard broke a window and crept in. After searching the house and finding nothing, she realised they were working class wankers that must be on the fukin dole. Feeling a bit pekish, she went into the kitchen, there, on the...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the "Pond." The two lovebirds were spotted check...
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Funny story: Raoul Thomas Moat - Gateshead Gunman Still On The Loose

Raoul Thomas Moat - Gateshead Gunman Still On The Loose

Ex-convict Raoul Thomas Moat, who is wanted by the police for shooting one man dead, seriously wounding his former partner, and later shooting a police officer in an unprovoked attack, is still on the loose. Police suspect that the crazed gunman i...
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Funny story: Megan Fox Sets The New Trend In Transformers 3

Megan Fox Sets The New Trend In Transformers 3

Hot actress Megan Fox, who has just married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green last week in Hawaii, may have set a trend that will help a lot of new performers but hurt others. In Transformers 3, Fox has supposedly been replaced by a model from Victori...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Charges Of Making Nude Video At World Cup, Marijuana Smoking Dropped

Paris Hilton Charges Of Making Nude Video At World Cup, Marijuana Smoking Dropped

A court in South Africa has dropped a Marijuana-smoking charge against Paris Hilton along with a deal over the nude video made during the World Cup in South Africa. Ms. Hilton appeared late Friday in a FIFA World Cup courtroom after being arrested...
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Funny story: Bedbugs Leave NYC Beds, First Look at WHY

Bedbugs Leave NYC Beds, First Look at WHY

According to "Dinner and a movie: Experts say bedbugs favor feasting on moviegoers in cushy theater seats," an article posted yesterday at NYDailyNews, NYC bedbugs are on the move. And movie theaters aren't their only "targets." According to the ar...
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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Snub Twilight Saga: Eclipse UK Premiere

Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Snub Twilight Saga: Eclipse UK Premiere

It's finally here! The latest, reputedly the greatest, Twilight movie - Twilight Saga: Eclipse - premiered in the UK yesterday, writes Vacuous Drivel Correspondent, Lucy Lastick. Devon's Cullompton Cinema was the super-glam venue chosen by Team Tw...
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Funny story: Vegas Flooded with Leftover America's Got Talent Contestants Who Can't Pay for Trip Back Home

Vegas Flooded with Leftover America's Got Talent Contestants Who Can't Pay for Trip Back Home

Bad news for America's Got Talent contestants who find themselves in Vegas with no chance of going on to Hollywood and no chance of getting a plane ticket home either-America's Got Talent overshot its' budget and can't pay for return tickets. "I...
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Funny story: John Terry Demands Showdown With Fabio Capello Over Raoul Moat Publicity

John Terry Demands Showdown With Fabio Capello Over Raoul Moat Publicity

Sources inform us that former England skipper John Terry has demanded a showdown with England boss Fabio Capello over the unwarranted publicity accorded to Tyneside gun nutter Raoul Moat. It seems that Terry, who played no part in any disharmony b...
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Funny story: Analysis: Three Things H&R Block MUST Do To Prevent Bankruptcy.

Analysis: Three Things H&R Block MUST Do To Prevent Bankruptcy.

Write this on a rock: H&R Block is f--ked. With the defection of CEO Russ Smyth to a "large company in Chicago" which Smyth refuses to name, Block is on its 257th CEO in 10 years. Field and corporate leadership is now trying out "Configuration Plan ZZ", and still Kansas City's jade-green monolith is hemorrhaging cash at an alarming rate. Here is the solution. 1.) Pick a team: Company...
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Funny story: H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett: "Ignore Richard Breeden's Hand Up My Ass, I Am Not His Puppet."

H&R Block CEO Alan Bennett: "Ignore Richard Breeden's Hand Up My Ass, I Am Not His Puppet."

Richard C. Breeden, former Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and current Orchestrator of Evil as H&R Block Chairman, has forced the Board to rename Alan Bennett as CEO of H&R Block, the second time he's been CEO in 33 mo...
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Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage

Royal Freak Hospital porn movie all the rage

London - (Colostomy Mess): Footage from a hardcore movie shot in London's iconic Royal Freak Hospital has gone viral on the internet. 'Massive-Boobed Nympho Nurses on Ketamine' was shot in the North London infirmary's urino-genitary ward last year...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan Tells A Story

Bob Dylan Tells A Story

Sitting around a closed Cafe Wha? in New York in the early morning hours were Bob Dylan and several old friends that are still around, exchanging stories. "You see, we had to perform several times a night sometimes those nights at the old coffee houses and cafes and neither Tiny Tim nor myself had had anything to eat since the night before. So we were back in the kitchen looking for something a...
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Funny story: Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Cook Mistakes Paul the Psychic Octopus for Raul the Tasty Octopus and Cooks Him

Things went horribly awry in Oberhausen, Germany when an order for ten octopi was filled by the local aquarium and shipped to Werner von Schottenstein's Clam Grill and Oyster Bar for the day's menu. Paul the Psychic Octopus appears to have been mista...
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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

Paul Gascoigne Takes Over as Head of United Nations, Bin Laden Surrenders

In breaking news from UN Headquarters in New York; North-East piss artist and over-rated has been footballer Paul Gascoigne has been appointed Secretary General of the United Nations with immediate effect. Gazza, ebullient from his first foray int...
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Funny story: Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?

Some kinda Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe arrangement in Cristiano Ronaldo baby son custody?

Portugal - (Reuterus & Kaka Mess): Was the Portuguese football captain's baby son bred to order? An announcement on social nitworking site Twatter! claims Ronaldo Jr, aged three weeks, is coming to live with Pop in Portugal. And that his...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says That Courtney Love Called Him A "Dick" Simply Because She Is A "Cunt"

Robert Pattinson Says That Courtney Love Called Him A "Dick" Simply Because She Is A "Cunt"

LOS ANGELES - One of America's 'not-so-good-looking' women Courtney Love has called one of the most popular young actors in the nation a "Dick." Love was eating a Sushi Pizza at L.A.'s The Pompous Pizza Parlor when she was asked what she thought a...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison

Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber has reportedly told one of his close friends Kim Kardashian that he plans to visit Lindsay Lohan once she gets settled into her new jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles. Jus...
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Funny story: Body of Queen Elizabeth I Posed Nude For New York Magazine Under Pseudonym "Helen Mirren"

Body of Queen Elizabeth I Posed Nude For New York Magazine Under Pseudonym "Helen Mirren"

Strangely, the body of Queen Elizabeth I, decomposing since 1533, was photographed nude for New York Magazine. What's more, she's disparaging an Academy Award winning actress by using the pseudonym "Helen Mirren." "Of course its not Helen," sai...
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Funny story: Pink Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

Pink Taken To Hospital After Accident With Vuvuzela

The US singer Pink has been taken to hospital in Germany after an onstage stunt with a vuvuzela went drastically wrong. The star, holding the vuvuzela like a witches broom, fell out of a harness which was supposed to carry her over the crowd, and...
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Funny story: Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...
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Funny story: Little Red Riding Hood Announces She's Getting a Makeover

Little Red Riding Hood Announces She's Getting a Makeover

Commuters at Grand Central Station in New York City yesterday were startled to see Little Red Riding Hood holding a press conference at the information desk. She wants the world to know that she's getting a makeover. Wearing her trusty hooded re...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Spotted In Japan

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Spotted In Japan

Japanese fans find Pattinson and Stewart. You can run but you cannot hide. Realizing this, they had a prepared statement sent to all their Japanese fans and also sent to reporters. The statement is as follows: "This is Robert Pattinson. Kristen...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, does it again but we anxiously await his prediction for the final of The FIFA World Cup

Paul, the psychic octopus, does it again but we anxiously await his prediction for the final of The FIFA World Cup

No news yet, to report on Paul, the psychic octopus's prediction for the outcome of the final of The FIFA World Cup, which is to be decided by a football match on Sunday, July 11th between Spain and Holland. We wait with bated breath, and some wit...
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Funny story: X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

24 hours ago, I reported news of a romance. However, circumstances have changed, and I am now saddened to reveal that the Tweedy/Bieber romance which we broke the news of has turned sour. Staff at Boujis had informed me that the pair "were smitten...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat Manhunt - Sky News Graphologist Ridiculed

Raoul Moat Manhunt - Sky News Graphologist Ridiculed

A graphologist - or handwriting 'expert' - drafted in by Sky News to fill up some airtime by 'analysing' a letter sent to the Northumberland police by wanted fugitive Raoul Moat, was held up to absolute and utter ridicule this morning by a Skoob News...
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Funny story: Ulrika Jonsson reveals how she got so skinny

Ulrika Jonsson reveals how she got so skinny

Ulrika Jonsson, Celebrity Big Brother winner, star of Shooting Stars, Swedish hottie and former lover of Sven Goren Erikson, is to reveal how she shed ten stone (sixty three kilos) in a new book due out in Autumn. Last year, Jonsson felt that she...
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Funny story: Anna Fermanova outguns Anna Chapman in the bikini stakes

Anna Fermanova outguns Anna Chapman in the bikini stakes

Texas - (Hairline Trigger): Looking remarkably lovely - like a teenage Paris Hilton, maybe! - the 35-22-34 Latvian-born 24 year-old's itsy-bitsy string two-piece is an eye-catching little number. Modelled by stunning blond Texan beautician Anna...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito 'reported dead from food poisoning'

Cheryl Cole mosquito 'reported dead from food poisoning'

London - (The Sting): London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine quacks treating Cheryl Cole's malaria have ordered an autopsy after a dead mosquito was found in the singer's knickers. The insect's last meal is suspected to have been a succule...
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Funny story: Second in a Series: H&R Block CEO Russ Smyth Gets The F-k Out Of Dodge.

Second in a Series: H&R Block CEO Russ Smyth Gets The F-k Out Of Dodge.

It was a bold, striking move that has never occurred before, and has absolutely shocked everyone: An H&R Block CEO quit. This time it was Russ Smyth, the James Belushi-lookalike and former President of McDonalds' Sh-tty Food, European Divisio...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

BARCELONA, Spain - Brad Pitt flew to Barcelona to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Spanish Motion Picture Film Industry. Pitt, who is known in Spain as "El Muchachote." which means 'the old boy' said that next to Beverly Hills, he enj...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole - past love revealed as Raoul Moat

Cheryl Cole - past love revealed as Raoul Moat

Geordie lass turned good, Cheryl Cole has been revealed as a former partner of madman Raoul Moat. Information from an exclusive source has confirmed that reports of her recent "illness" due to "malaria" was a rouse to protect her from the madmans mu...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Calls Cheryl Cole a "Witch" and Loses Rag With Ex-Lover Sinitta

Simon Cowell Calls Cheryl Cole a "Witch" and Loses Rag With Ex-Lover Sinitta

An X-Factor source has claimed that wierd smug square-headed svengali and purveyor of idiot-entrancing soporific pap Simon Cowell called fellow X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole a witch at the recent auditions for the moronic, exploitative, cynical exercise...
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Funny story: Ghost Photos Of Michael Jackson At Graceland Proven Authentic

Ghost Photos Of Michael Jackson At Graceland Proven Authentic

A couple of Elvis Presley fans taking almost 200 photographs were astounded when they placed them on their computer. There were five different photographs of a white-looking Michael Jackson in the background! But why were they in pics at Graceland...
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Funny story: The Miley Cyrus - Taylor Momsen Teen Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

The Miley Cyrus - Taylor Momsen Teen Feud Is Getting Downright Nasty!

HOLLYWOOD - Two teen stars are going at each other as if they were a couple of has been wrestlers trying to stir up interest in their 'over-the-hill' careers. "Gossip Girl" Taylor Momsen 16, fired the first salvo at Miley "The Lap Dancer" Cyrus, w...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart surprised more of their fans by showing up at a small town in Illinois at the showing of "Twilight: Eclipse" as they have been doing for over a week now. "The Movie people have scattered our cast members so that w...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Doesn't Try To Hide His Mistake

Robert Pattinson Doesn't Try To Hide His Mistake

According to an interview that was carried by Sunday's Special 'Vamp Parade', Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series of movies says that nothing has really changed between Robert Pattinson and herself other than 'trust' and that has changed very li...
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Funny story: Oksana Grigorieva Says She Has Nude Photos of Mel Gibson and Britney Spears

Oksana Grigorieva Says She Has Nude Photos of Mel Gibson and Britney Spears

LA BREA, California - Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva was sitting on the front porch of her trailer house at The Left Coast Sunset Trailer Park, located two miles from the famed La Brea Tar Pits. She was speaking wi...
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Funny story: 'Ashley Cole gave me 'Crabs' ' claims Sarah Purnell

'Ashley Cole gave me 'Crabs' ' claims Sarah Purnell

The jilted ex-girlfriend of foot-baller Ashley Cole, who was unceremoniously dumped earlier this week (see Ashley Cole dumps Sarah Purnell.....by text), has sensationally claimed that Ashley Cole left her....with 'crabs'. The 23 year-old lap dance...
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Funny story: Harrods Bangkok Store Proving Popular With Customers

Harrods Bangkok Store Proving Popular With Customers

Harrods, the exclusive Knightsbridge store recently sold by Mohammed al-Fayed to Qatar Holdings for a sum of £1.5 billion, has proved a roaring success with customers at its new branch in Bangkok. Sadly, I do not know where the store is located.
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Funny story: Eastman-Kodak Will Die Within the Year

Eastman-Kodak Will Die Within the Year

Open your wallet and take out a $20.00 bill. Think of what you can buy with it: an 8gb thumb-drive, dinner for two at Wendy's, perhaps an Old Navy hoodie, if they are on sale. Now, imagine that, before you spend that Twenty, you have to give $17.
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Funny story: Carly Fiorina's Husband Says She Combs Her Hair with an HP Word Processor

Carly Fiorina's Husband Says She Combs Her Hair with an HP Word Processor

SACRAMENTO -- California Republican Senate candidate Carly Fiorina says that the federal government's $862 billion stimulus package hasn't done nearly enough to create jobs. The former chief executive of Hughlet-Packard said Friday that President...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten

Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have taken a fast track to the A-list category, but now they are really starting to get on my nerves. Rob and Kristen, or "Robsten," quite possibly achieved superstardom more quickly than any celebrity in the...
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Funny story: Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

A screaming Kristen Stewart and red-faced Robert Pattinson had a big fight in front of the AMC theater in Los Angeles Century City that brought the press on the run. The pics published within hours show a very upset Pattinson shaking his finger in...
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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of American Idol was asked why he fired judge Kara DioGuardi. Simon Shindlebocker, senior executive producer stated that he fired Ms. DioGuardi after she refused to stop rubbing her New York tits against Simon (Cowell) during...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat found with Justin Bieber

Raoul Moat found with Justin Bieber

Alleged psychopath Raoul Moat as been found on the summit of Tosser Hill in Northumbria with a Howitzer artilery gun and Justin Beiber. Many other weapons were also discovered including a Macmillan sniper rifle and a Patriot missile launcher on the b...
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Funny story: Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins

Kim Sears - I'll Eat My Own Face if Murray Wins

Kim Sears - pouty irritating girlfriend of pouty irritating tennis nerd Andy Murray - today threatened to eat her own face if the young Scot goes on to win Wimbledon. "There's no living with him as it is. All he talks about is tennis, his mum, ho...
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Funny story: Prehistoric Porn found in Cave

Prehistoric Porn found in Cave

Archaeologists in France have discovered what they believe to be the oldest porn in existence. The pornography is depicted in a series of graphic paintings in a remote cave the archaeologists have named Le Grande Gash. British scientist and fl...
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Funny story: Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture. Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...
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Funny story: Police and Special Forces invade Katie Price's Wedding

Police and Special Forces invade Katie Price's Wedding

Armed police and special forces swooped on the wedding ceremony of Katie Price and Alex Reid yesterday, following speculation that Osama bin Laden had been invited to the event. The blessing between Price and cage-fighter, Reid, took place at St.
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Funny story: John Stape DID Kill Colin Fishwick - World Exclusive

John Stape DID Kill Colin Fishwick - World Exclusive

At first glance, Colin Fishwick appeared to have simply collapsed as a result of delayed reaction following a beating he received at the hands of the bloke whose Missus he had been tonking. Video evidence clearly shows that Stape was not within to...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (oops, I meant Tweedy...) & Justin Bieber In Secret Romance

Cheryl Cole (oops, I meant Tweedy...) & Justin Bieber In Secret Romance

"Fight For This Love" singer, Cheryl Tweedy, is the latest star to be linked with heart-throb, Justin Bieber. Bieber, a close friend of Usher, found fame with breakout hit "Baby," and has since been romantically linked with a string of beauties. K...
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Funny story: Mexico refuses to take illegal immigrants fleeing America

Mexico refuses to take illegal immigrants fleeing America

With the Arizona law about to be put into effect, thousands of illegal's are trapped at the border. The Mexican government announced, "Unless these people have proper Mexican Identification, we will not allow them into our country." The Mexican...
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