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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart!

Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? She's never visited my stage makeup room that I know of. What are we going to do, go through a line-up? I know she's frustrated with those jokes but so am I, Lady."

"Maybe we should go topless? Maybe no one would notice if we did", continued.

That was when Kristen's beau Robert Pattinson took offense.

"Kristen is fine just the way she is. I don't want to marry Dolly Parton!"

"Well, Taylor is fine with me", stated Taylor Lautner. "But this is getting silly, isn't it?"

After hearing that Kristen Stewart's defensive remarks in answer to her statement, Taylor Swift has hastily apologized.

"I was upset and I apologize", she sent a message to Stewart. "Let's forget breasts and go on with our careers. I can sing and you're an actor, we are not defined by the size of out tits!"

Meanwhile, Taylor Lautner told Robert Pattinson that his breasts were larger than his, because he works out!"

"Oh yeah, well take a look at these beauties!"

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