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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Thursday, 8 July 2010

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...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted.

It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!" or "Anna Chapman, shaved lady garden!" just for the sake of increasing their readers.

The survey has also shown that titling a story with a less attractive women's name like "Susan Boyle in fart knocker shocker" for instance, would garner similar results, as people are a bit 'sick in the head' and would look just to see if there would be such salacious and saucy snaps of the Scotch songstress indulging in a fart knocker shocker, what ever one of those is.

People, eh?

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