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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Miley was recently given a pet beaver by Charlie Sheen.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton.

Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl and she should know how to get in and out of a vehicle without exposing her crotch cookie to the world. And (2) Cyrus should know that a proper young woman always makes sure that she is wearing underwear whenever she goes out in public; just ask Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Betty White what happens when you don't.

A spokesperson for Miss Cyrus tried to tell the media that Miley was wearing flesh colored underwear and that she was not in fact naked, nude, or sans panties.

A close friend of Miley's, who did not want her name mentioned, said that the Hannah Montana star is just living up to the name of her latest video "Can't Be Tamed."

Selena Gomez also added that Miley is like a runaway train heading down hill fast and gaining speed.

Gomez noted that Miley has pole danced on a televised award show, she has grabbed her crotch on stage, she has given the producer of her movie a lap dance, and she has shown her butt demonstrating that she no longer has the tattoo with Justin Gaston's name on her left butt cheek.

Miley's drummer confessed that Miley told him that her next video will be entitled, "Leave It To My Beaver."

In other non-related news. The Ku Klux Klan, which has been hit pretty hard due to the nation's economic situation and had to lay off 100 racists back in January, has announced that it will have to lay off another 100 racists by the end of July.

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