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Monday, 8 November 2010

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"Nothing Against Small Boobs I Can Find!"

A story going around Nashville, Tennessee is that the popular singer Taylor Swift has informed her pastor all her concerns about her boobs being too small.

A source told us that Swift has been self-conscious about her small boobs so she decided to see if that really bothered her on and off boyfriend, Taylor Lautner.

"Taylor had never mentioned it to any of the guys she had dated before but felt like seeing what Lautner really thought about her small boobs and if she really needed to have something done for them. You know, does a guy really mind if they are small, etc."

A call interrupted our source for a few minutes and it turned out that the caller was actually from Swift after she had decided to get in touch with Lautner. After a few minutes, the young lady came over to where we were at a table in a Nashville restaurant.

So tell us about Taylor's e-mail to Lautner."

"She didn't want to tweet because she wanted to bare her breasts...soul to Lautner and she really went on about very personal things...like overhearing someone saying "No boobs but a nice butt", etc. Also some jokes, I think."

A waiter came over and I told the two dinner was on me so they ordered.

"But here's the clincher...when Taylor went to hit the 'SEND' button to Lautner, she must have been off the printed line. She thought she had sent it to Taylor Lautner but she had sent it to John Landers, her pastor at church here in Nashville. She didn't even know she had done it until he asked to speak to her off to the side of the crowd that Sunday."

"Now she's dying of embarrassment."

Yes, that was worth two dinners. Plus neither of these ladies has any problems boob-wise. This is Chester Ingraham for the "West Coast Post".

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