This is a day that many innocent people of the world have been waiting for. God has finally seen it in his heart to have mercy upon our poor souls.
Justin Drew Bieber, 16, of Ontario, Canada has finally had his voice broken. His reign of terror career will now be over, almost imminently. The world rejoices with us.
The event occurred at a concert, where Justin was in the midst of crooning (annoyingly) through 'One Time', when suddenly his voice began warbling. Sources described it as sounding like a walrus giving birth to a whale. Thousands of poor deluded girls (and boys....) went home weeping, at the loss of their irritatingly high voiced singing pop star "hero". Bieber tried desperately to get them back, breaking out a constipatingly painful rendition of 'Baby'.
His chronically depressed agent has said that concert ticket refunds will not be offered.
Many people will be pleased as the little boy will probably now have to stop getting BAD haircuts and acting black. Hallelujah.