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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Maricar the sexy dominatrix on America's Got Talent shown relaxing on California's Venice Beach.

LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix.

The 38-year-old masked beauty certainly made every male in the audience and on the judges panel sit up and take notice. From the very first crack of her black whip she had judge Piers Morgan in the palm of her sensuous little hand.

Maricar, which I believe certainly must be (something) for sexy-as-hell even had the lone female on the panel Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne (Sharon) drooling with lustacious lust.

AGT host Nick "The Stick" Cannon pointed out afterward that he noticed that during Maricar's erotic performance each one of the three judges had his or her hands underneath the table.

Piers said that he had not noticed. Howie said that he was itching a couple of itches on each of his knees, and Sharon flat out said that she was just merely massaging her bloomin' biscuit.

Maricar's talent is she takes paint, slaps it on transparent plastic panels, and then puts the panels together forming a fabulous facial likeness of herself.

And she does this while accompanied by the most appropriate song in the five year history of America's Got Talent, the Pussycat Dolls' "(Don't Cha) Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?"

The stunningly breasted tattoo artist is actually quite damn good. After she performed and the three judges passed her on to the next round she spoke with Nick Cannon. Nick could hardly speak as his tongue was no doubt probably as hard as his...ankle?

The skinny bro even looked into the camera and said, "Mariah, hon, I swear, as you can see, I'm not staring at her luscious tits, I mean plain breasts, I'm looking right into her big beautiful brown eyes, I mean brown eyes, just plain brown eyes."

To view some stunningly stunning explicit close up photos of Maricar's unbelievably tantalizing tata's hurry up and log on to www.maricarhasgotsomeknockersahhuh.tit

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