Written by Amie Watson
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Topics: Big Brother

Monday, 30 August 2010

After many minutes and maybe even hours of internet speculation, rumours of an engagement between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson have finally been confirmed.

Insider, Shannon from the John James and Josie thread, tells all in a late night confession to her thread mates:

"I just phoned Layla who's been on the phone to Larry Lamb who's been on the phone to George Lamb who's been on the phone to Josie and she said that he has proposed..."

This clear, definite, 100 percent correct and non-sarcastic information soon spread to Twitter, where fans everywhere were commenting and asking questions. Shannon from the John James and Josie thread did not hesitate to share more gossip...

"John James ordered 200 doves, and 10 mini pigs, there were also 2 harps, 3 ice sculptures, a pianist, 300 roses, 500 candles and Andrew no-stones was stood in a white suit singing."

Wow! Josie Gibson is a lucky, lucky mare!

Inside sources have also stated that John James had been ring shopping whilst Josie was in the Ultimate Big Brother house, and had settled with a beautiful cherry Haribo ring, one-of-a-kind, last-of-the-packet...

Unfortunately the ring soon disappeared. Conspiracy theorists from DSBB believe it was stolen and locked away by Phil Edgar Jones... whilst others are inclined to believe that the ring was accidentally consumed by ex-housemate Samuel Pepper as he mistook the object for a tasty snack. Mr Pepper had no comment on the situation. Sad times...

A few people on Twitter are also saying that Josie is pregnant with John James' babies. A source, (Molly, aged 11) tells us exclusively that the loved up pair are expecting quintuplets in 9 months time (3 boys and 2 girls) and are naming them all after BB11 ex-housemates.

Apparently, Josie might have said "We're gonna call 'em Davo, Stevo, John James Junior, STFU Jo and Keeva."

John and Josie are also set to release their first album 'Triple J sing' this October. The album will contain original songs such as 'When randy mare's attack' and 'Doona by candlelight' feat. Sree (BB10).

In other news, the housemates are asleep on Ultimate Big Brother live.

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