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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Anna disguised as one of Jesse James TattooGate "Cycle Chicks."

BROOKLYN - Russian spy Anna Chapman was having dinner in Brooklyn's famous Hey Youse Restaurant when she was asked about the rumor going around that she had been asked to appear in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine.

Chapman, winked and pointed out that they had offered her $1.3 million to appear in a layout dressed in her Russian spy outfit, complete with crotchless panties, mini microphone carrying bra, and a pink tampon that doubles as an 8-shot pistol.

The red-headed Anna bears a striking resemblance to Debra Messing, who starred as Grace on the gay sit-com Will and Grace.

Anna, whose real name is Anna Kushchenko alias Anna Banana, alias Hanna Anna De La Montana, alias Anna The Groinmistress, alias Anna The Anal Muchacha is only 28, and she says that she has been in the spy business for 20 years.

She started at the age of 8, first simply spying on the little boys in her hometown's elementary school's bathroom.

From there Chappy, as her high school principal called her, says she progressed to spying on the bigger boys while they were in their high school bathroom.

At the age of 19, Anna was hired by the highly reputable Russian Spy Agency, Moonlight Madness Nyet! as a spy trainee.

After only three months she was promoted to Chief Senior Spy and her job was to spy on the then American Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld.

Anna said that she loved spying on Donald because he spent most of his time playing video games at local video arcades throughout Washington D.C.

Ms. Chapman was recently arrested at a downtown Brooklyn laundromat where she was laundering money.

She is currently out on bail and will be shooting the PlayGuy photo layout within the week.

The editor of PlayGuy says that he expects this particular issue to be one of the biggest sellers in the publication's history.

He added that he plans on going on eBay and selling the Russian panties, bra, and tampon that Ms. Chapman will wear in the first three photos of the 17-page layout. He will donate every bit of the money to the Elderly Grandmothers of Moscow Fraternity Coalition.

To view highly classified nude photos of Anna Chapman log on to www.annachapmansrussianmuffin.sex

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