Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend.
According to unofficial reports, Hillary showed a bit more skin than she would have liked when exiting the pool after diving into the deep end wearing a one-piece Raquel Welch Tahiti Tantilizing Slimsuit. The force of the dive on the bodice of the Slimsuit coupled with the fact that the pool water was a bit cooler than normal, combined to create a classic nip slip of which Mrs. Clinton was not aware as she proceeded out of the pool and onto her waiting chaise lounge.
Several guests walked by, some visibly unable to look directly at the protruding nip made even more noticeable when Mrs. Clinton sat straight forward to summon the towel boy for a dry towel. The eyewitnesses who were able to watch the drama unfold, say that Bill Clinton, upon walking toward his wife with two fresh mai tais immediately sprang into action and told the towel boy to "stand clear," as he jumped atop Mrs. Clinton and shielded the offending nipple with his own bare chest, spilling the drinks all over the two of them.
Not one to miss a cocktail, Bill Clinton then proceeded to lick the spilled mai tais off Hillary's chest. It is then that Mrs. Clinton noticed her exposed nipple. Throwing Bill to the ground, a visibly shaken Hillary stood up, re-adjusted her Slimsuit and told the towel boy he could bring the dry towels to her suite.