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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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A friend and a former teacher of Miley Cyrus when she was in the ninth grade revealed to one of our reporters that Miley had once "accidentally" exposed herself, wearing a thong in front of the high school basketball hunks.

"Mylie only attended three months a year during 'Hannah Montana'. I think she had her eye on this one senior boy and we were there to practice our cheers while the High School boys were practicing shooting hoops", stated Cindy Everett, another cheerleader on the Middle School team.

"We were out there jumping around and doing our cheers and I noticed Miley was wagging her butt a lot at this big tall guy and he got hit right in the face with a basketball, so he was watching."

Another person there that day was the Middle School cheerleader instructor who agreed to tell The West Coast Post her version of what happened next as Cindy stated that was all that went on while she went first into the shower room.

"I don't wish to share my name because I still teach, although I don't teach the cheerleaders anymore, just phys ed.", the source stated.

First stating that she had not seen the tail wagging bit, she stated that she did see what happened next.

"They were all running toward the showers and just as she was coming toward this one basketball player, our senior center, Miley accidentally lost her short skirt. She placed her hand over her mouth, turned her back to the guy and bent down slowly to pull the skirt back up."

"All she had under it was a thong. Oh, she faked it really well. She always was a great little actress and not just on TV."

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