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Friday, 12 November 2010

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Kooky former X-Factor contestant Stacey Solomon was warming up nicely for her upcoming appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here' on an Australian beach.

Posing for photographers in a metallic finish Khaki bikini yesterday, Stacey indeed showed us all that she is the proud possessor of a 'camel toe' that is the envy of women the world over.

Watching from a distance, Aussie stand-up comedian Diggerty Blewett was filled with admiration for Stacey's impromptu camel toe display.

"Mightily impressive," he told SEN. "She's clearly come down under for the crack. Not sure about the boat race though Cobber - looks a little like she could eat an apple through a letterbox in my opinion. But you can forgive that for the camel-toe - some blokes wouldn't mind having a pair of bollocks with presence like that."

Other Z-List celebs involved in the bug ridden Aussie bollock and arsehole eating extravaganza include Britt Eckland, out of The Wicker Man, Barcelona gold medal winner Linford Christie and Lembit Opik, the dashingly handsome politician who once famously shagged one half of The Cheeky Girls.

Plus some others we can't be arsed listing because nobody is all that bothered, but it's thought that the show will be a hit because it goes on air directly after the X-Factor on Sunday night.

SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger was supposed to fly out to Oz to cover the event, but refused to travel to Heathrow because he was as pissed as a fart in a Soho pub with some Glaswegian prostitute.

Touching her up and drooling.

More as we get it.

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