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Sunday, 7 February 2010

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An lipstick impression of Demi Lovato's lips.

LOS ANGELES - Two of America's top female teen heartthrobs have just made an interesting bet regarding the Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and The New Orleans Saints.

Miley and Selena, who are both 17, have always been avid football fans. Miley is a Colts fan and Selena is a Saints fan.

The two recently sent each other text messages saying that they were extremely confident that each one's team would win.

Miley decided that both singers should put their money where their mouth is.

Selena said that she would agree to bet Miley however much money she wanted to lose.

Since betting money on football games is illegal in 47 of the 50 states the two decided that if Selena's team the Saints win, Miley will agree to kiss Demi Lovato on the lips on stage at one of her concert performances. And if Miley's team the Colts win, Selena will agree to kiss Demi on the lips at one of her concert performances.

Miley's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus said that he is fine with that 'first base' bet. He stated that originally the girls had talked about making a 'third base' bet. He talked to both of them and they agreed to make it a 'second base' bet.

Billy Ray said he thought about it some more and decided to ask them to make it a 'first base' bet instead.

Miley and Selena weren't very happy at first, but they soon agreed after Billy Ray agreed to take them to the Super Bowl game.

SIDENOTE: Billy Ray, Miley, and Selena will all be sitting on the 50-yard line seats that Taylor Swift was supposed to have occupied.

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