Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: TV, Breasts

Saturday, 9 January 2010

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LONDON - Breakfast presenter Susanna Reid has received quite a bit of criticism for showing a little too much of her puppies during an interview.

Reid was interviewing actor Hugh Grant in a rather low-cut mossy green dress. She asked Grant what he enjoyed the most about working with Sarah Jessica Parker on their latest movie Did You Hear About The Morgans?

"Her breast." He replied. He caught himself and said that he was sorry that he meant to say her zest.

Susanna turned a light pink and then asked Hugh if he felt that her bosom was distracting him.

Grant replied that her butterbags were not distracting him in the least and he replied that his favorite all-time movie was Cleopatra.

Susanna looked puzzled and told him that she had not asked him that question but that it was certainly a good answer.

Hugh asked Susanna what she had asked him. She replied that she had not asked him anything.

He turned away and then replied that he was born in Hammersmith, England. Susanna replied that she had not asked him that, but thanked him for the information.

Grant told her that she was welcome and then said that his favorite number was the number two as in two tits. He caught himself and said that he meant to say three as in the children's nursery rhyme 1,2,3, I see your bumpies.

Susanna shook her head and she thanked Grant for coming. "I did" he asked surprisingly.

In other news. The Republic of Mexico hurting for tourism due to the on going drug cartel wars has placed adds in twenty of the top newspapers in England. The ads state that for every citizen of the United Kingdom who visits Mexico any time in 2010, he or she will receive two free tickets to the bullfight of their choice, a case of Dos Equis Beer, two bottles of Jose Cuervo Tequila, a pair of professional maracas, a box of General Pancho Villa Brand Condoms, and a Pinata in the likeness of the meanest son-of-a-bitch in the history of the civilized world Adolf Hitler.

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