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Thursday, 19 August 2010

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Mutual friends say that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are still seeing each other and are even more serious than a year ago.

At the time the two were overwhelmed by the paparazzi and schedules so that they were forced to give it up and get back to work. But a strange thing has happened, they began calling each other trying to stay friends but soon there were meetings for dinner dates that lasted longer and longer.

A source, who has talked to us about Swift before, says that she is nuts over Lautner and has decided that they are both grown up enough to make their own decisions about their lives.

"Taylor (Swift) say she loves her singing career but she wants a life outside of performing before huge audiences.", stated the source. "She also talked about how Johnny Cash & June Carter stayed together as well as several others, including Dolly Parton and her husband."

As for Taylor Lautner, he reportedly told a friend that he still remembers the way it felt with Taylor, and the kiss photo that was passed around so much among their fans.

"She's a special lady and I mean a lady", the friend quoted Lautner.

Over the weekend, Taylor Swift, who has been the object of 'small boob' jokes, apparently stated that that could be fixed. That as a wife you do special things for your mate.

And Lautner's nose?

"I like his nose. Looks more like the werewolf he plays. I wouldn't want him to change it."

Meanwhile, if the names weren't hard enough for a reporter, Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner were among stars that came by to see Elizabeth Taylor recently, to cheer her up, while she was still having the blues over friend, Michael Jackson's death a year ago.

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