London - (Naked Ass Mess): "I mean, what kinda straight guy has a Brazilian if he can help it?" luscious 28 year-old glamour model Sonia Wild said today.
"Sure, he looks cute - in a Freddie Mercury kinda way," Wild added, "but guys don't get waxed down there just to keep the wifey's chafing down.
"It hasta be bigger than that!"
Ms Wild's comments come amid a mounting furor about explicit mobile text messages and raunchy pics of the Chelsea defender sent from Cole's phone "for a bit of a lark."
The images look like they were taken in a steamy hotel shower cubicle and leave nothing to the imagination "except for the name of the depilation artiste."
Cole, who earns a reported £82,000 a week is married to immensely successful self-publicist Cheryl Tweedy.
In 2008 their marriage hit the rocks after 'some hairdresser slag' claimed to have had a one night stand with the Chelsea star.
The Brazilian Carnival climaxes next week on Tuesday 16 February with a grand parade in Rio.
Rio (no relation) Ferdinand is the new Enmgland football captrain.