Stand up comic Michael McIntyre last night confirmed on the Paul O'Grady Show that he is not actually half Chinese or Japanese.
Contrary to rumours circulated by stupid, dumb assed step daughters who believe everything they read on the internet.
Even on TheSpoof.com.
McIntyre explained to the gay Scouse former transvestite sheep farmer that he was aware of such misconceptions, but that he isn't really Chinese or Japanese, it was all a mix up when he was born because his eyes were a bit pinched.
Apparently the doctors asked his mother if the father was Chinese or Japanese? The lady (Michael's mum) was baffled because her husband was neither.
In fact he wrote comedy scripts with Barry Cryer, amongst others.
Michael enjoys continuing and unabated comedy success talking about juice in Golders Green.
Paul O'Grady no longer sinks to his knees for less than forty quid.
More as we get it.