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Friday, 20 August 2010

image for Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.
Emma's pussy bubbles

Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire.

Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, and even seasoned pest-control specialists were alarmed by their size, roughly the same size as a domestic feline.

Emma Watson, local resident and star of Harry Potter, had two cats, one named Bubbles and the other named Domino who had the run of the local neighbourhood, that was until the exterminator came calling.

Poor old Bubbles had a cap, unceremoniously, popped in his ass by an over zealous, Saxondale like, pest destroyer.

Emma is inconsolable, according to close friends. Her surviving feline companion is busy consoling the grief stricken teen movie star who is taking comfort from Dominos affections

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